pat's definitions

mess

yes yess it means absolutly: gorgeous, fantastic

das isch eeländ mess

by pat May 13, 2005

Mini Brown

Son of Ira Brown, walks funny, almost looks like a squirrel, denies the obvious fact of doing many drugs as a child, apparently loves toast

Ya know, toast is a really under-rated breakfast food!

by Pat May 14, 2003

motley

a term describing a guy who beats girls and is a violent...choice weapon is either rolled up newspapers or extremely small penises

"I'm not going to hit you back...I'm not a violent motley"

by Pat October 4, 2004

vaginal sperm face

Someone who ate a vagina that had recently been spermed in

"anthony aqualina has a vaginal sperm face after playing with his milf."

by pat November 27, 2004

cheesecake

a guy i met in the middle of the street on a drunken night that had a long fingernail

i just fucked a cheesecake

i fancy that cheesecake

my unckle pat said that when i am 16 i can go and find my own cheesecake

KuRhUr

by pat July 12, 2004

deck

A packet of cigarettes

1:"Man, i only have two cigarettes left"
2:"But you had a whole deck last nite"

by Pat February 11, 2004

plattered

1. To be served on a platter
2. To have been fully destroyed in an argument by a devastating comeback

"You got totally plattered when he called your mama a biaaatch! ZING!"

by Pat February 11, 2005