panda 's definitions

"D"

1.) Nickname for Dunmore, PA; AKA SHITHOLE
2.) Nickname for a PENIS

"I'm not moving back to "D"....."
"Did you touch his "D"?!"

by Panda March 29, 2003

Mojo

A super awesome chick that loves:
- a certain economics teacher named Patrick aka DLS
- Eric Banana
- eBay
- starfishes
- Darren Hayes
- vampires
- and many other sweet things

Also known as "LOTR ho", "My Zombie" and "DV".

Get your mojo on with Patrick.

by Panda April 7, 2005

Eduardo

Horribly disfigured seal. Likes to sit on rocks while holding his green bucket. Will take your rock when you are not looking. Often called 'Mr. steal your rock'. Eduardo's are not musically inclined. They try to overcome their tone deafness but all they do is release shitty music. Lives with his mother, who bathes him and clothes him. She usually dresses him in her tights or leggings, and makes his muffin top more predominant than usual. They usually refuse to let go of their crappy vehicles, often attempting to patch things temporarily before they break again.

WTF is that?! Its just Eduardo's car.

Police officer: Looks like the victims crashed their vehicle while listening to Eduardo's music. I heard its so bad it makes you want to kill yourself.

by panda August 31, 2017

Perfection

The definition of perfection is Ki.

"The word perfection describes Ki."

by Panda April 25, 2018

WOOHA

An expression of excitement when one thinks something is "cool."

WOOHA!! He's masturbating to my voice!

by Panda March 20, 2004

kimango

the neo-pagan phrase 'kimengo' (meaning 'hows it goin?')requires a suitably Ukraine sounding reply- Kimango means 'ok, i guess'- its a standard reply.

1.Sea serpent-Kimengo?
Seat stealer- Kimango!

by Panda January 25, 2005

set

in poker, it's 3 of a kind

"i was playing holdem, and i flopped a set!"

by PaNDa August 31, 2004