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Brown Wine

The act of farting in a glass and admiring its fragrance like a fine wine, generally enjoyed by yuppies and smug people, particularly those called Alan (pronounced Al-lain)
Guy A- Hi, Alan isn't it?
Guy B- Actually its pronounced Al-lain
Guy A- Right, sorry AL- LAIN, would you like red or white wine?
Guy B- I'll just take an empty glass, I fancy a brown wine today *Ppprrrrppp!!!*
by paggywaggygumdrops March 25, 2020
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Need a sponge?

What to say to someone if they let rip a massive wet fart, the bubbly kind that feels like warm gravy running down the leg
Guy A ; *PPPRRRRRRPPPPPPppp*
Guy B '...jesus christ mate, need a sponge?'
by paggywaggygumdrops May 5, 2019
mugGet the Need a sponge?mug.

paggy-waggy

A term for that fart that feels warm as it exits its usually quiet and stinks of rotten eggs.

But the smell is rather appealing to the one dealing.
Mr A.- *pfft*
Mr B- 'err, you just farted?! that reeks! *gag* thats a right paggy-waggy that!'
Mr A.- 'mmmm, tasty'
by paggywaggygumdrops November 14, 2013
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Antisteinoterraglithophonicaligraphicalogical

1. Characterising an unnecessarily complex opposition to narrow earth-rock-sound-writing-logic.

2. Used to describe any concept so layered with prefixes it loses all grip on reality.

3. Informal. Favoured in long pub debates and by PhD students who have run out of thesis material.
Her critique of the map was so antisteinoterraglithophonicaligraphicalogical that even the cartographer gave up and drew a smiley face.
by paggywaggygumdrops September 26, 2025
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pooing the win

When you're about to drop the worlds biggest crap
'Dude, get Guinness Book of Records on the phone! (nnnggh) this ones going to be huge (nnnggh)'
'Man, you're really pooing the win here'
by paggywaggygumdrops January 20, 2020
mugGet the pooing the winmug.

Piss Balloon

A balloon which someone (most likely to be male, and by chance happens to have a pack of party balloons at the time) may piss into at a festival or camping trip, like a waterbomb, if too drunk/tired/cold to leave the tent.
Just be careful not to pop it!
Guy A 'Uh-oh...'
Guy B 'what's up?'
Guy A 'My piss balloon has just exploded'
by paggywaggygumdrops May 5, 2019
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little bones

A cute nickname for a cat for some reason
D'aww its my little bones 🥰
*Rrowll*😸
He's got the littlest bones
by paggywaggygumdrops February 29, 2024
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