pachuco553 's definitions

fap

the clapping noise made when fucking a girl the doggy way

fap fap fap fap now..... lemmie put it in your butt

by pachuco553 May 12, 2009

slapshoes

A person that slaps hoes.

Those slapshoes really slapped those hoes with shoes!

by pachuco553 April 23, 2018

skintag sandwich

H.P.V. skin tags all over some one's inner thighs.

i wanted to eat out my mother in law,but she had a skintag sandwich.

by pachuco553 April 18, 2009

Snootch fart

The steaming smelly queef that percusses out of a used up snootchas it’s being pushed into by a man of low self esteem, or can be used as an insult to convey the above about a person.

When I walked into John’s room that he shared with his wife, it smelled of snootch farts and disappointment.

by pachuco553 July 27, 2018

hunka chunka

sex

to do the hunka chunka

by pachuco553 December 16, 2008

truth fact

What you call a statement you made after corrupting the truth to your own end, and want people to believe you in the most childish way possible.

Everyone has to take the bullshit I let fly out of my mouth as gospel! I only speak truth facts!

I am Rumpy Herschel! Worship me!!!

by pachuco553 October 11, 2018