Definitions by pablowisdom

Wet ass

What you have if you sit in a vehicle after it rains and you left the windows down

Oh shit!! I forgot to roll up my Windows before it rained. I will have a wet ass next time I go to drive.

Wet ass by pablowisdom August 20, 2016

Sexual Satisfaction 

When you and your partner both reach the "climax" at the same exact time. In other words, the guy releases and the girl has the orgasm at the same time.

Wow!!! Last night was epic!! My girl and I finished at the same time!! We had sexual satisfaction!!

Sexual Satisfaction by pablowisdom August 19, 2016

Asteroids 

A classic arcade game that was made by Atari where you had to shoot asteroids off of the screen. It was black and white but awesome at the time.

I'm going to the Arcade to play Asteroids tonight.

Asteroids by pablowisdom August 19, 2016

Quarter Muncher

A term for an arcade game that is designed to kill you very easily as it is impossible to get through without losing a life, thus, zaps your allowance away quickly.

I have my weekly allowance of $10. Let's play that quarter muncher game, Smash TV.

Quarter Muncher by pablowisdom August 19, 2016

Humping the Bed 

What you do to pleasure yourself in a sexual way since you can't have a real mate.

I don't have a girlfriend to go with tonight so I'll be humping the bed to get my sexual satisfaction..

Humping the Bed by pablowisdom August 18, 2016

Sexual Simulation 

What you do with your partner but you keep your undies on. You both however still may "finish" the deed. If so, you will have wet undies.

Tonight, my girlfried and I are gonna have a sexual simulation so we can see how it is for when we get married.

Sexual Simulation by pablowisdom August 18, 2016

Ride The Mate 

When you are fucking your mate in an intimate position.

Tonight, I'm going to ride the mate. You?

Ride The Mate by pablowisdom August 16, 2016