Definitions by p.a.
march madness
A marketing gimmick created by media companies and advertisers to boost ratings/sales. Nobody cares about college basketball during the regular season, then suddenly everyone on CBS, ABC, NBC, FOX is talking about the tournament. It's all hype, designed so that people will get hooked from the start, then watch til the Final Four and the final winner.
Dude #1: March Madness Baby! March Madness Baby!
Dude #2: Shut up dumbass, I'm trying to watch the Rockets game.
Dude #2: Shut up dumbass, I'm trying to watch the Rockets game.
march madness by P.A. March 16, 2005
golf
Greedy Old Limpdick Fun
A recreational activity for conservative white males that will hopefully become non-existant in a few decades. Involves knocking a ball around with the goal of getting it into different holes. The game is played on a golf course which is a waste of more land space than Wal-Mart Stores.
A recreational activity for conservative white males that will hopefully become non-existant in a few decades. Involves knocking a ball around with the goal of getting it into different holes. The game is played on a golf course which is a waste of more land space than Wal-Mart Stores.
MTV
Money To Viacom
A brand which was purchased by Viacom in the late 1990s, which was also around the same time MTV's complete identity began to change, leaving viewers feeling alienated from something that was once a big part of their lives. Generation Xers complain and write harsh negative definitions about this brand on urbandictionary, and they are all pretty much accurate. The only reason we don't see huge rebellions against the current MTV is because most Generation Xers are too old to really care anymore, and the younger generation doesn't know any different so they accept it.
A brand which was purchased by Viacom in the late 1990s, which was also around the same time MTV's complete identity began to change, leaving viewers feeling alienated from something that was once a big part of their lives. Generation Xers complain and write harsh negative definitions about this brand on urbandictionary, and they are all pretty much accurate. The only reason we don't see huge rebellions against the current MTV is because most Generation Xers are too old to really care anymore, and the younger generation doesn't know any different so they accept it.