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el jay

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all the cool scene kids spell LJ, el jay. Its a way of refering to livejournal. an online journal where you complain about your life and post a million picture from the top right angle.
d00d did you check out my new el jay layout, its totally the sex, check it out and tell me what you think
by owned June 1, 2004
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emo pictures

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pictures emo kids take. that must be either
how to
1.look either up or to the side. NEVER look directly at the camera
2.no smiling is allowed under any circumstances
3.usually the person takes their picture themselves.
4.from the upper right or left hand corner where you can barely see your face.
5.get a side part and have it cover half you face.
6.you can also try mirror pictures of yourself holding the camera. those work too. Be sure to look like you are completly depressed.
did you see toms new pictures. they are so emo, what a fag. I'll never take emo pictures, I'm wayyyy too hardcore.
by owned June 1, 2004
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emporer

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one that can not type correctly whilst maintaining a steady speed.
sadi, waht, teh, oen
by owned January 29, 2004
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blinx

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Gay, meaning homo, one who loves men.
Sexualy attractive to the same gender.
Appears femine
by OWNED October 15, 2003
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An ass bandit who claims to have a fast car, but really has a fat dick in his ass
<GReddy`> My HOMIE has a B18C5 in his HONDA/ACURA and he runs 4 second 1/4 miles. <GReddy`> oh, and i suck cock.
by owned August 9, 2003
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DirtyDan

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Geek loser nerd fag etc etc

Also looks something like Fanny Piles.
U Dirtydan.

I was talkin to this kid....was blatently a dirtydan

etc etc
by owned May 23, 2003
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pwn3d

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I just pwned you at Tactical-ops!
by OWNED February 5, 2003
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