tattoobs

tattooed boobs.

She looked pretty, until I saw that her breasts were, in actuality, tattoobs.

by OsirusR July 15, 2009

hupe

a huge poop.

Who dropped a hupe in my bathroom, and didn’t flush?

by OsirusR July 15, 2009

john hits

Bong hits taken while on the john; i.e. hits of marijuana inhaled whilst seated on a toilet.

I started my day with some john hits. What a great way to relax.

by osirusR February 05, 2010

butter body

1. An individual with an attractive face, but an unnattractive body, i.e. "Her face is pretty, but her body..."
2. A chubby girl with a pretty face.

I let her blow me, but I didn't bone her. She's a butter body, after all.

by OsirusR September 17, 2009

Seamus

American slang for a private detective or an Irish cop. Commonly misspelled as "Shamus." Taken from Seamus, a popular first name among Irishmen. The slang meaning of the name is believed to have originated in the early 20th century.

"I'm a brother Seamus!"

by OsirusR July 15, 2009

bong out with your dong out

To take a bong rip in the nude, also colloquially known as taking a McConaughey.

"What are you doing right now, dude?"
"I'm about to take a couple McConaugheys."
"Right on. Bong out with your dong out."

by OsirusR November 11, 2009

squatch

another term for bigfoot, or sasquatch; also used to describe a particularly hairy and / or bearded man.

Can also be used as a title or proper noun.

Here comes the Squatch! What's up, Squatch!

by OsirusR June 04, 2010