oscar wilde's definitions

Gladys

The Premier of NSW Australia has been the centre of many scandals including destroying records, dating staff that were taking kick backs and not declaring conflicts of interest. A Gladys is the opposite of a Karen. A Gladys is a manager that thinks they have an exemption from ethics, record keeping keeping, complying with legislation or acknowledging moral culpability.

She destroyed all the records of kick backs and corruption. What a pork barreling Gladys.

by Oscar Wilde November 30, 2020

Lesbollah

Groups of lesbians creating power bases within organisations. A tier of management or job role that requires one to be a gay female too apply or progress.

You will never drive a dump truck at a mine site, you’re a man. You have to be a member of Lesbollah to get that job.

by Oscar Wilde June 12, 2018

Kentucky Fried Chicken

1. A fast food chain that serves fried chicken. And it is good.
2. Large or of large proportions

1. Lets go to Kentucky Fried Chicken and get some wings
2. That house is as big as Kentucky Fried Chicken

by oscar wilde April 9, 2005

Democrat

A person aligned to a political party primarily concerned with liberal causes such as the enviroment, education, a de-emphasis on state's rights, strict construction, healthcare, 1st amendment rights and separation of church and state. In short, democrats are paragons of truth, virtue, and logic. The US would be a better place with more Democrats around.

Once we get a Democrat in the Oval Office, the country will get back on track.

by oscar wilde February 15, 2005

The Stooges

Not to be confused with the Three Stooges, The Stooges were a truly groundbreaking band and the godfathers of punk. They helped give rise to Iggy Pop, a legend of punk and one of the greatest frontmen around. Mick Jagger and Alice Cooper both take pages out of Iggy's book. Their influence can be best seen in bands like the MC5, the Ramones, The Damned, and most recently Velvet Revolver.

Man, I would rather listen to the Stooges any day over that Good Charlotte shit

by oscar wilde February 14, 2005

oscar wilde

A literary genius and paragon of wit, paradox and meaning. His most famous work may be "The Picture of Dorian Gray", a book about a man who ceases to age, but his portrait continues to grow older, driving him to insanity and suicide. His last words, perhaps the funniest dying words in history, were "Either that wallpaper goes, or I do." He went.

I wish I could be smart like Oscar Wilde

by oscar wilde February 14, 2005

Bismark

1. A pleasant, if boring, city in North Dakota
2. The resulting red mark on a girl's face after she is slapped by a penis

1. The people in Bismark were nice, but I left because I was bored out of my mind.
2. Haley came out of Mike's dorm with a bismark.

by oscar wilde February 14, 2005