baconed

To be attacked, beaten, apprehended or ticketed by a policeman. From the bacony connotations of 'police'.

You know when you've been baconed

by oracle April 06, 2009

clinker

see also teggit

Ouch! Teggits

by oracle March 13, 2004

superkings

Brand of extra large cigarette.

"20 superkings please"

by oracle March 13, 2004

clean cutter

A satisfying shit whereby the job is completed easily and completely.

"Ahh! What a nice clean cutter"

by oracle August 20, 2004

thames house

Either of the buildings in London used by MI5 and MI6, the 'Secret services' in UK. Conveniently marked on all street maps for convenience of terrorism.

"Ive got a job in Thames House"...pauses..."Oh shit. Ive got to kill you now.."

by oracle March 13, 2004

beef spray

Deodorant spray. So called because it gets rid of your 'beef'.

Oi, got any beef spray I can borrow?

by Oracle May 20, 2007

barnsley

Someone who crashes forklifts into walls.

O dear barnsley, not again...

by oracle March 13, 2004