57 definitions by ookpick goosefrubba

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The country with the world's best toilets.
On Japanese toilets you can get a spray, or bidet, with the push of a button.
by Ookpick GooseFrubba August 16, 2005
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Batman is quite possibly the greatest superhero ever created.
Batman is a great superhero because he has no lame superpowers like Superman or Spider-Man. Instead Batman is just a rich guy in a cool costume.
by Ookpick GooseFrubba August 17, 2005
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The land of 1,000 KFCs.
KFC is so popular in China, that even McDonald's sells Kentucky Fried Chicken.
by Ookpick GooseFrubba August 16, 2005
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Leader of the Nazi party and the Third Reich.
Watch the award winning film 'Der Untergang' aka 'Downfall', to see Bruno Ganz's very convincing portrayal of Hitler.
by Ookpick GooseFrubba August 20, 2005
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A country where there are more motor scooters than cars.
In Vietnam the motor scooter traffic is so crazy, you almost die every time you try to cross the street. No one stops even for a minute.
by Ookpick GooseFrubba August 16, 2005
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The country who has and always will have the coolest looking military.
Hans: Was ist das, herauf in den Himmel?

Klaus: Das ist ein Messerschmitt BF-109.
by Ookpick GooseFrubba August 19, 2005
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A country that is far superior to China.
Shanghai is the most developed city in China? Ha ha, it's still no Taipei.
by Ookpick GooseFrubba August 20, 2005
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