Definitions by ooh ahh ridge

Gerflaggenflopple

An imaginary supernatural being invented out of thin air just like the other 999 gods that at one time someone believed in. Including Ra Visnu, and the Christian god. You can pray and worship any of them and it will not make one bit of difference in your life. Nothing will happen.

I prayed to the gerflaggenflopple that my terminal cancer would dissappear, it didn't.

Gerflaggenflopple by ooh ahh ridge August 15, 2022

ooh ahh ridge 

The rather sensitive ridge that runs from where your balls end to where your asshole starts. Highly pleasurable to have it stroked or licked. When done right it causes you to mutter, ooh, ash under your breath.

I love when Alice gently caresses my ooh ahh ridge.

ooh ahh ridge by ooh ahh ridge June 2, 2020

penis tag 

A useless meeting or training session amongst higher ups at any company. They take turns trying to touch each others junk metaphorically.

This award ceremony is nothing but a game of penis tag.

penis tag by ooh ahh ridge June 2, 2020

flour your nuts

To be royally screwed over, taken advantage of or otherwise dicked around. Also another way of telling someone to fuck off.

They wanted me to work overtime for straight time, I told them to go flour your nuts.

flour your nuts by ooh ahh ridge October 9, 2017

plunka 

A fun synonym for the penis.

Awe look at his cute little plunka

plunka by ooh ahh ridge January 18, 2011