as*

It's a donkey

Son: Mom i found an as*
Mom: NO SWEARING
Son: What as* means is a donkey
Mom: oh.

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 November 30, 2022

Lopado­temacho­selacho­galeo­kranio­leipsano­drim­hypo­trimmato­silphio­karabo­melito­katakechy­meno­kichl­epi­kossypho­phatto­perister­alektryon­opte­kephallio­kigklo­peleio­lagoio­siraio­baphe­tragano­pterygon

sort of the longest word

Guy 1: what's the longest greek word?
Guy 2: Lopado­temacho­selacho­galeo­kranio­leipsano­drim­hypo­trimmato­silphio­karabo­melito­katakechy­meno­kichl­epi­kossypho­phatto­perister­alektryon­opte­kephallio­kigklo­peleio­lagoio­siraio­baphe­tragano­pterygon

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 November 29, 2023

stun seeb

write the word "stun seeb" hard on a piece of paper. flip it over and you'll see the word "dees nuts"

son: hey mom say stun seeb backwards
mom: dees nuts
son: haha i made u say dees nuts!

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 October 19, 2022

M&M

M&M is a chocolate candy stamped with an m. It's so that you wouldn't get confused with another candy called smarties. M&M's stands for Mars & Murrie.

Guy 1: Hey, Do you know what M&M's stands for?
Guy 2: Yes
Guy 1: what?
Guy 2: Mars & Murrie
Guy 1: thx

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 August 27, 2023

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

me: *searches udhgiue on this website* u.r.b.a.n. d.i.c: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Me: *7 page mudas it*
me: hahahahahha

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 October 19, 2022

you're*

the correction when people spell "You're" wrong

Guy 1: Your Ugly
Guy 2: You're*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 January 31, 2024

1 page of titin

1 page is Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucylphenylalanylalanylglutaminylleuc
yllysylglutamylarginyllysylglutamylglycylalanylphenylalanylvalylprolylphenylalanylvalylthreonylleucylgl
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spartylprolylleucylalanylaspartylglycylprolylthreonylisoleucylglutaminylasparaginylalanylthreonylleucyl
arginylalanylphenylalanylalanylalanylglycylvalylthreonylprolylalanylglutaminylcysteinylphenylalanylglu
tamylmethionylleucylalanylleucylisoleucylarginylglutaminyllysylhistidylprolylthreonylisoleucylprolylisol
eucylglycylleucylleucylmethionyltyrosyl...

Guy 1: Hey Guy 2, Do you know what 1 page of titin is?
Guy 2: Sure, Guy 1! it's Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucylphenylalanylalanylglutaminylleuc
yllysylglutamylarginyllysylglutamylglycylalanylphenylalanylvalylprolylphenylalanylvalylthreonylleucylgl
ycylaspartylprolylglycylisoleucylglutamylglutaminylserylleucyllysylisoleucylaspartylthreonylleucylisoleu
cylglutamylalanylglycylalanylaspartylalanylleucylglutamylleucylglycylisoleucylprolylphenylalanylseryla
spartylprolylleucylalanylaspartylglycylprolylthreonylisoleucylglutaminylasparaginylalanylthreonylleucyl
arginylalanylphenylalanylalanylalanylglycylvalylthreonylprolylalanylglutaminylcysteinylphenylalanylglu
tamylmethionylleucylalanylleucylisoleucylarginylglutaminyllysylhistidylprolylthreonylisoleucylprolylisol
eucylglycylleucylleucylmethionyltyrosylalanylasparaginylleucylvalylphenylalanylasparaginyllysylglycyli
soleucylaspartylglutamylphenylalanyltyrosylalanylglutaminylcysteinylglutamyllysylvalylglycylvalylaspa
rtylserylvalylleucylvalylalanylaspartylvalylprolylvalylglutaminylglutamylserylalanylprolylphenylalanylarg
inylglutaminylalanylalanylleucylarginylhistidylasparaginylvalylalanylprolylisoleucylphenylalanylisoleuc
ylcysteinylprolylp...
Guy 1: :| WHAT

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 01, 2024