how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

Ma-ayyyyyyyy

The month of may. IT'S MAY 4TH RIGHT NOW

Mom: Hey son, what month is it?
Son: it's ma-ayyyyyyyy

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 May 04, 2023

1 page of titin

1 page is Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucylphenylalanylalanylglutaminylleuc
yllysylglutamylarginyllysylglutamylglycylalanylphenylalanylvalylprolylphenylalanylvalylthreonylleucylgl
ycylaspartylprolylglycylisoleucylglutamylglutaminylserylleucyllysylisoleucylaspartylthreonylleucylisoleu
cylglutamylalanylglycylalanylaspartylalanylleucylglutamylleucylglycylisoleucylprolylphenylalanylseryla
spartylprolylleucylalanylaspartylglycylprolylthreonylisoleucylglutaminylasparaginylalanylthreonylleucyl
arginylalanylphenylalanylalanylalanylglycylvalylthreonylprolylalanylglutaminylcysteinylphenylalanylglu
tamylmethionylleucylalanylleucylisoleucylarginylglutaminyllysylhistidylprolylthreonylisoleucylprolylisol
eucylglycylleucylleucylmethionyltyrosyl...

Guy 1: Hey Guy 2, Do you know what 1 page of titin is?
Guy 2: Sure, Guy 1! it's Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucylphenylalanylalanylglutaminylleuc
yllysylglutamylarginyllysylglutamylglycylalanylphenylalanylvalylprolylphenylalanylvalylthreonylleucylgl
ycylaspartylprolylglycylisoleucylglutamylglutaminylserylleucyllysylisoleucylaspartylthreonylleucylisoleu
cylglutamylalanylglycylalanylaspartylalanylleucylglutamylleucylglycylisoleucylprolylphenylalanylseryla
spartylprolylleucylalanylaspartylglycylprolylthreonylisoleucylglutaminylasparaginylalanylthreonylleucyl
arginylalanylphenylalanylalanylalanylglycylvalylthreonylprolylalanylglutaminylcysteinylphenylalanylglu
tamylmethionylleucylalanylleucylisoleucylarginylglutaminyllysylhistidylprolylthreonylisoleucylprolylisol
eucylglycylleucylleucylmethionyltyrosylalanylasparaginylleucylvalylphenylalanylasparaginyllysylglycyli
soleucylaspartylglutamylphenylalanyltyrosylalanylglutaminylcysteinylglutamyllysylvalylglycylvalylaspa
rtylserylvalylleucylvalylalanylaspartylvalylprolylvalylglutaminylglutamylserylalanylprolylphenylalanylarg
inylglutaminylalanylalanylleucylarginylhistidylasparaginylvalylalanylprolylisoleucylphenylalanylisoleuc
ylcysteinylprolylp...
Guy 1: :| WHAT

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 01, 2024

ud

urban dictionary. when you type it on google, it actually gives you results of "University of Delaware"

Me: *Searches ud on google*
Google: *Gives results of University of Delaware*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 February 13, 2024

Lopado­temacho­selacho­galeo­kranio­leipsano­drim­hypo­trimmato­silphio­karabo­melito­katakechy­meno­kichl­epi­kossypho­phatto­perister­alektryon­opte­kephallio­kigklo­peleio­lagoio­siraio­baphe­tragano­pterygon

sort of the longest word

Guy 1: what's the longest greek word?
Guy 2: Lopado­temacho­selacho­galeo­kranio­leipsano­drim­hypo­trimmato­silphio­karabo­melito­katakechy­meno­kichl­epi­kossypho­phatto­perister­alektryon­opte­kephallio­kigklo­peleio­lagoio­siraio­baphe­tragano­pterygon

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 November 30, 2023

Recursion

the repeated application of a recursive procedure or definition.

me: *searches recursion on google*
Google: did you mean recursion?
Me: *clicks recursion 1,000,000 times*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 June 02, 2023

;

It's a semicolon
also used in: ;)

Son to himself: I hate ;
Paper: bruh it's a semicolon
Son thinking: HOW THE HECK CAN PAPER TALK??? IT'S NONLIVING!

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 November 30, 2022