ongadoolover's definitions

ongadoo

a word you can put in the place of another word no matter the definition of the original word

last night I did a ongadoo

whenever I ongadoo my eyes hurt

mommy says daddy left to get an ongadoo

you know its wrong for white people to say ongadoo

by ongadoolover October 24, 2020

d0uchy man

considerably less powerful than c00chie man he is still a god of whom has taught us many great lessons such as "if your socks are on you can't be gay

last night I had sex with some guy I met on the internet, luckily d0uchy man taught me that as long as my socks are on I'm not gay

by ongadoolover October 24, 2020

fingers

little meat cylinders human persons use for do many thing, they are never all the exact same length and the middle one is mostly for insulting people

I lost my fingers in a meat grinder incident

by ongadoolover October 24, 2020

bonzo

the monkey that needs to GET THE FUCK IN BED AND GO TO SLEEP

GODDAMN IT BONZO GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP

by ongadoolover October 24, 2020

kahoot

a game where kids come up with the best sex puns that they can think of

yesterday I named myself mike hawk on kahoot

by ongadoolover October 24, 2020

pink phantom

the spooky girl mentioned in the gorillaz song

man I just listened to the pink phantom such a great song

by ongadoolover October 24, 2020

football

a blood sport that Americans love so much that they often wear war-paint to view

my son is in coma because he got tackled too hard during a game of football

by ongadoolover October 25, 2020