one eyed milkman's definitions

bummage

Anal intercourse (going in-through-the-outhole)

<dude1> Bro where you been?
<dude2> I been giving Old Mildred down the road a bit of bummage!

by one eyed milkman April 27, 2004

scal

shortened version of the word scally

go to chavscum.co.uk for visual examples of scals

by one eyed milkman April 21, 2004

bear

A type of homosexual who is a raging butch and likes hard core, brutal sex. Loves to catch bunnies (i.e. soft, effeminate homosexuals) by pretending to be gentle and sweet.

A bear loves nothing better than fooling a bunny that he's all sweet and then, BLAM!, that bunny is never quite the same.

A bear loves nothing better than fooling a bunny that he's all sweet and then, BLAM!, that bunny is never quite the same.

by One Eyed Milkman May 31, 2004

a sphincter says what

Something you say to someone quickly causing them to say "what?" and then you go "haha you said what so you're a sphincter!"

Teh example is covered above darling

by One Eyed Milkman July 10, 2004

fallen to the communists

Descriptive of a woman who is on the rag.

Drat,she's fallen to the communists!

by One Eyed Milkman April 30, 2004

GAL

it is a net acronym for get a life

<some guy> 1 15 +3h 1337357 fuxxx0r +i|-|5 51d3 0f d4 n3+!!!!!!11111111111 i owns j00000000!!!1111111

<some other guy> GAL u sad cunt

by one eyed milkman April 27, 2004

titwank

(noun) the act of putting your erecttodger 'twixt a girl's jugs

dat ho gave me a titwank

by One Eyed Milkman May 31, 2004