38 definitions by one 'f' Jeph

mehxican food

Mexican food that isn't that tasty...

Dude - this place makes some pretty lousy mehxican food - the burritos taste like ass...

by one 'f' Jeph October 1, 2015

catasapostrophe

The catastrophic misuse of an apostrophe.

MY DUDE - the grammar police were after me for yet another catasapostrophe. I need to figure out how to punctuate better, but it's so hard...

by one 'f' Jeph July 19, 2022

Trader Joys

The overwhelming feeling of well being and goodness that comes from hitting up what is arguably the best retail store on Earth - Trader Joe's...

Caity made a shopping list of all her favorite Trader Joys items that she wanted us to pick up from the store.

by one 'f' Jeph April 7, 2022

cheesetarian

Someone who pretty much just eats cheese. Typically a vegetarian, although not a vegan.

Did you see that chick crushing the hors d'oeuvres over there? I heard her say she doesn't eat meat, but she's certainly a cheesetarian. I think she even ate that whole block of limburger.

by one 'f' Jeph September 26, 2018

scroll down memory lane

When you look back at your social feed and get all the feels.

I was feeling a bit down, so I took a scroll down memory lane. I’m living the dream - at least according to Meta…

by one 'f' Jeph December 9, 2021

morning doo

The pinnacle of poop timing. Taking a dump when you wake up and before you shower, allowing for a clean ass crack all day long.

Got outta bed and dropped a morning doo. Today is gonna be AHHHH-mazing.

by one 'f' Jeph March 28, 2017

relleviate

To relieve and alleviate all at once.
To provide next level relief and alleviation.

To provide the highest level of relief while alleviating pain, stress, suffering, deficiencies, or problems.

I need a few bong rips to relleviate this headache.

by one 'f' Jeph January 25, 2018