one 'f' Jeph's definitions

morning doo

The pinnacle of poop timing. Taking a dump when you wake up and before you shower, allowing for a clean ass crack all day long.

Got outta bed and dropped a morning doo. Today is gonna be AHHHH-mazing.

by one 'f' Jeph March 28, 2017

cheesetarian

Someone who pretty much just eats cheese. Typically a vegetarian, although not a vegan.

Did you see that chick crushing the hors d'oeuvres over there? I heard her say she doesn't eat meat, but she's certainly a cheesetarian. I think she even ate that whole block of limburger.

by one 'f' Jeph September 26, 2018

Beeph

Any type of beef tasting meat, meat-by-product, beef flavored meat substitute, etc. Something that tastes beefy or is trying to be beefy, but that isn't 100% beef.

Taco Bell crunchy tacos are made from beeph.

by one 'f' Jeph January 26, 2011

mehxican food

Mexican food that isn't that tasty...

Dude - this place makes some pretty lousy mehxican food - the burritos taste like ass...

by one 'f' Jeph November 17, 2015

tweetquency

The number of Tweets occurring within a specific unit of time.

Trump’s tweetquency seems to redline the deeper he gets into all this impeachment shit.

by one 'f' Jeph November 20, 2019

dadgic trick

Really crappy magic tricks that dads do that somehow impress little kids. Typically involves hiding something small with an overly exaggerated flourish and then pulling said object from behind some toddlers ear or wiggling fingers at a red light that is about to change and shouting 'turnius greenius!' as the light miraculously changes to green.

The old guy was bummed when he realized his teenage daughter was no longer astounded by his best dadgic tricks.

by one 'f' Jeph May 28, 2018

zinfluenza

That hangover you get from drinking way too much Zinfandel.

Honey. Be a dear and bring me some coffee, keep the lights down low, and stay quiet… I’ve got another bad case of zinfluenza.

by one 'f' Jeph December 27, 2021