Definitions by one 'f' Jeph

empamucho 

A really substantial empanada.

Wow. These empanadas are huge. There’s nothing nada about them. They’re more like empamuchos.

empamucho by one 'f' Jeph April 19, 2024

guacoldmole 

Old, black, funky, leftover guacamole

Dude, I just found some guacoldmole in the back of the fridge - looks pretty bad - do you want it?

guacoldmole by one 'f' Jeph May 26, 2023

deja ew 

When you experience something disgusting - again...

Had another case of deja ew when I ate at that disgusting taco place - when will I learn?

deja ew by one 'f' Jeph February 28, 2023

Oxydent 

Any mistakes you make while under the influence of OxyContin.

Dude. I wrecked my car in another oxydent. I was so faded.

Oxydent by one 'f' Jeph January 21, 2023

catasapostrophe 

The catastrophic misuse of an apostrophe.

MY DUDE - the grammar police were after me for yet another catasapostrophe. I need to figure out how to punctuate better, but it's so hard...

catasapostrophe by one 'f' Jeph July 19, 2022

jumbow 

A really large rainbow trout.

Dang. We whacked a ton of jumbows today. So many whoppers!

jumbow by one 'f' Jeph July 17, 2022

Trader Joys 

The overwhelming feeling of well being and goodness that comes from hitting up what is arguably the best retail store on Earth - Trader Joe's...

Caity made a shopping list of all her favorite Trader Joys items that she wanted us to pick up from the store.

Trader Joys by one 'f' Jeph April 7, 2022