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Beeph

Any type of beef tasting meat, meat-by-product, beef flavored meat substitute, etc. Something that tastes beefy or is trying to be beefy, but that isn't 100% beef.
Taco Bell crunchy tacos are made from beeph.
by one 'f' Jeph January 26, 2011
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Pauxder

Fresh man-made snow.
This winter hasn't been great, but at least we got to shred some pauxder.
by one 'f' Jeph January 22, 2014
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trailer juice

Grab me a 2-liter of trailer juice at the mini mart Ma! I finished the last of it at breakfast.
by one 'f' Jeph May 14, 2014
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Bean Brush

The small, bristly patch of hair beneath the lower lip of men who are harvesting their facial hair in an attempt to look cool or hip or trendy. Often used to 'brush' the 'bean'.
That new guy in marketing has a pretty sweet bean brush. I bet his lady loves it.
by one 'f' Jeph October 31, 2013
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nalgenius

Someone who claims to possess or actually possesses a tremendous knowledge of the wilderness and has a well-traveled plastic water bottle - usually with stickers from various outdoor locations.
That dude was telling me some amazing stories about his six month backpacking trip in Patagonia. He such a nalgenius. And that BPA-free water bottle of his is sick - did you see the wear marks on it?
by one 'f' Jeph November 8, 2015
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mehxican food

Mexican food that isn't that tasty...
Dude - this place makes some pretty lousy mehxican food - the burritos taste like ass...
by one 'f' Jeph November 17, 2015
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gratisfying

Something that is both deeply gratifying and satisfying at the same time...
After eating that HUGE Chipotle burrito I was dying to drop a double. Once I finally made it home, I unleashed the most gratisfying poop...
by one 'f' Jeph December 6, 2016
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