omaclintock's definitions

Cephalopalimentaphobia

The fear of accidentally consuming famous television show character Squidward Tentacles while eating a seemingly normal squid.

Guy 1: "I can't eat this squid I'm afraid it's Squidward"
Guy 2: "Ah so you have Cephalopalimentaphobia"

by omaclintock January 7, 2025

Crime

When you completely change your life because of gatekeepers on social media

Guy 1: "John started waking up at 4am everyday because of some annoying-ass Twitter (X, do not downvote) guy"
Guy 2: "That's a crime"p

by omaclintock May 17, 2025

Stewb

A word used to refer to someone who is idiotic and clueless; short for "stupid"

"The stewb who got almost every question wrong on the final exam claimed he studied"

by omaclintock March 4, 2025

Antianthropologicalism

The act of being against the study of humans

"The great antianthropologicalism present in her made it impossible for her to let her doctor study her everyday actions"

by omaclintock February 9, 2025

Phobiaphobiaphobiaphobiaphobia

The fear of having the fear of having the fear of having the fear of having a fear

Guy 1: " I think I have the fear of having the fear of having the fear of having the fear of having a fear!"
Guy 2: "Ah, so you have phobiaphobiaphobiaphobiaphobia!"

by omaclintock January 7, 2025

Frickshot

A borderline impossible trickshot that takes, on average, over 10k attempts to successfully perform

"You could consider the trickshot that all six of us spent thousands of attempts trying to perform a frickshot due to its absolutely absurd difficulty."

by omaclintock February 21, 2025

Rizzmatic

If you are rizzmatic, you have lots of rizz and charisma and you can talk to women successfully.

"yooooo i am rizzmatic i can talk to women!!!!!!!"

by omaclintock January 7, 2025