Definitions by oliver

Straddle-whipped 

Similar to the common term "Pussy-whipped" except this person in fact does not receive any pussy. This person is on a leash so short they sometimes turn to the same sex for pleasure. Made popular by one Ryan J. Abbott.

Ryan is so straddle-whipped he refuses to hook up with anyone.

Straddle-whipped by Oliver February 5, 2005

Heartbroken 

When it feels like your heart has been ripped out droped kicked then had a full rugby team jumping up and down on it.

What happened to me and i tell you it hurts like you have no idea.

Heartbroken by Oliver December 26, 2004

Hovis 

Hovis is a word meaning "unwholesome" or basically not good for the soul.

Guy 1: Hey did you watch that program on cannibalism last night?
Guy 2: Yeah! Hey I like eating human flesh, I think!
Guy 1: Dude! That ain't Hovis!!!
Guy 1 walks off...

Hovis by Oliver November 5, 2004

developer 

loser office worker who spends his time writing code for da man. Also know as code monkey

We have a team of 60 developers

developer by Oliver July 28, 2004

beerthlete

one superior in all forms of sport involving the consumption of beer (beer pong, card games, etc.)

Did you see that shot? I've never seen such a natural beerthlete.

I got a beerthletics scholarship to college today!

beerthlete by Oliver June 26, 2004

the best week ever 

its a show, silly

i love "the best week ever"
um.. it says no definitions found
noooo
its a show, silly
oh

the best week ever by Oliver June 11, 2004

snick

term of affection, such as chicken.

'you snick'

snick by Oliver June 5, 2004