oliver's definitions

Hovis

Hovis is a word meaning "unwholesome" or basically not good for the soul.

Guy 1: Hey did you watch that program on cannibalism last night?
Guy 2: Yeah! Hey I like eating human flesh, I think!
Guy 1: Dude! That ain't Hovis!!!
Guy 1 walks off...

by Oliver November 5, 2004

Straddle-whipped

Similar to the common term "Pussy-whipped" except this person in fact does not receive any pussy. This person is on a leash so short they sometimes turn to the same sex for pleasure. Made popular by one Ryan J. Abbott.

Ryan is so straddle-whipped he refuses to hook up with anyone.

by Oliver February 5, 2005

Heartbroken

When it feels like your heart has been ripped out droped kicked then had a full rugby team jumping up and down on it.

What happened to me and i tell you it hurts like you have no idea.

by Oliver December 26, 2004

santorium

A word used to describe places that facilitate the creation of Santorum. see Santorum

The City Counsel was upset when the Santorium announced its plans to expand.

by Oliver May 13, 2005

developer

loser office worker who spends his time writing code for da man. Also know as code monkey

We have a team of 60 developers

by Oliver July 28, 2004

snick

term of affection, such as chicken.

'you snick'

by Oliver June 5, 2004

Kingersplash

Kingersplash aka Dan King is a person who is most often seen in a state of anger usually related to alcohol. He also will resort to slapping people in the face with slabs of cooked or uncooked meat over the smallest issue. Kinersplash also has been known to chase women who prefer their high school aged boyfriends over him.

Kingersplash slapped Jason in the face with a steak.

by Oliver February 5, 2005