Definitions by old uncle rigid

Lolligaggins 

An NBA player who puts in the least amount of effort possible

He scored 20 points tonight, but man was he a Lolligaggins

Lolligaggins by old uncle rigid July 22, 2022

Fezzik 

A large, slow and bulky putter that is also very kind.

My Fezzik hit the chains like a gentle giant

Fezzik by old uncle rigid July 22, 2022

Constrife 

A verb, adjective or noun fitting any level of speech or meaning

William, why must you constrife me.

Constrife by old uncle rigid July 22, 2022

Heroin Hillbillies 

A grouping or collection of backwood savages, subsisting mainly on the chemical concoction of heroin or similar substances.

Uncle flaccid, while investigating a suspicious property, was nearly crucified by the local Heroin Hillbillies

Heroin Hillbillies by old uncle rigid July 22, 2022

Stanley 

A street urchin that resembles a young Krabsback.

I almost hit a Stanley this morning on my way to work.

Stanley by old uncle rigid July 22, 2022