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Definitions by old uncle rigid

Lolligaggins 

An NBA player who puts in the least amount of effort possible
He scored 20 points tonight, but man was he a Lolligaggins
A large, slow and bulky putter that is also very kind.
My Fezzik hit the chains like a gentle giant
Fezzik by old uncle rigid July 22, 2022

Constrife 

A verb, adjective or noun fitting any level of speech or meaning
William, why must you constrife me.
Constrife by old uncle rigid July 22, 2022

Heroin Hillbillies 

A grouping or collection of backwood savages, subsisting mainly on the chemical concoction of heroin or similar substances.
Uncle flaccid, while investigating a suspicious property, was nearly crucified by the local Heroin Hillbillies
A street urchin that resembles a young Krabsback.
I almost hit a Stanley this morning on my way to work.
Stanley by old uncle rigid July 22, 2022