old uncle rigid's definitions

Lolligaggins

An NBA player who puts in the least amount of effort possible

He scored 20 points tonight, but man was he a Lolligaggins

by old uncle rigid July 22, 2022

Heroin Hillbillies

A grouping or collection of backwood savages, subsisting mainly on the chemical concoction of heroin or similar substances.

Uncle flaccid, while investigating a suspicious property, was nearly crucified by the local Heroin Hillbillies

by old uncle rigid July 22, 2022

Constrife

A verb, adjective or noun fitting any level of speech or meaning

William, why must you constrife me.

by old uncle rigid July 22, 2022

Fezzik

A large, slow and bulky putter that is also very kind.

My Fezzik hit the chains like a gentle giant

by old uncle rigid July 22, 2022

Stanley

A street urchin that resembles a young Krabsback.

I almost hit a Stanley this morning on my way to work.

by old uncle rigid July 22, 2022