ogdajuiceman's definitions

Buttwank

The act of sexually stimulating one's anal region by the use of a dildo. Also refers to anal sex, whether it's gay or not.

The guy from the pen was horny in the ass so he decided to give himself a buttwank by carving a dildo out of a bar of wet soap and beating his ass with it repeatedly.

by ogdajuiceman May 18, 2010

double-pump shotgun

The term that is used for someone willing to take the seat of a (usually) retarded person who calls "shotgun" in an attempt to obtain the front seat of a vehicle. However this must be said within a split second subsequently after the first person calls shotgun.

Person 1: "I call shotgun!"

Person 2: "Well I call double-pump shotgun, better get in the back of the van or it's gonna be one hell of a ride for you."

by ogdajuiceman February 20, 2011

raw shower

Taking a shower (usually long) without applying any soap to the body or using a towel, or both. A small number of people does this because they don't believe in personal hygiene or they want to do things that is not relative to actually washing themselves (the proper way)

(Man is in the bathroom reading an article out of the latest Maxim) (Woman knocks on the door) Woman: "Baby hurry up I need to take a raw shower!" Man: "Aight sweetie hop in..." (Hides the magazine) (The shower lasts for well over the time needed to get in and ends about an hour later) Man: Oh yea imma go grab a towel so we can clean up the mess we made. Boss: "What took you two so long to get here? And why does it smell like hot s***n and wet p***y in here?" Both in unison: "We took a..." Boss: "Nevermind. Just use soap next time."

by ogdajuiceman December 3, 2010

gone fishing

Heading out into the world of nature to explore things far beyond one can normally venture.

1: "Where Joe at?"

2: "He gone fishing with Ashley again."

1: "Hope he catches something."

2: "Yeah, but I reminded him to bring lots of fish wrap in case he didn't wanna use the master bait. I hope he didn't forget..."

by ogdajuiceman October 9, 2011