ogdajuiceman's definitions

gone fishing

Heading out into the world of nature to explore things far beyond one can normally venture.

1: "Where Joe at?"

2: "He gone fishing with Ashley again."

1: "Hope he catches something."

2: "Yeah, but I reminded him to bring lots of fish wrap in case he didn't wanna use the master bait. I hope he didn't forget..."

by ogdajuiceman October 9, 2011

Wimbledick

The urge to masturbate in the middle of (or while watching) a wimbledon game. (Usually while two females are on the field.) Also refers to a person who suffers from this condition, a penis that is extremely prone to this condition, a horny lesbian who likes to watch women play tennis, or simply just a game that is seductive enough to trigger the male or female genitalia enough for masturbation, usually leading to instant orgasm and/or spontaneous combustion.

i was watching serena williams battle against maria sharapova and i got real hard while watching it so i rubbed on my wimbledick for a few minutes then i grabbed the ky and started cranking it then i busted two nuts and it splattered all over the screen. wimbledon is the best female sport ever hands down

by ogdajuiceman July 2, 2010

hoe range

The amount of distance that is close enough for a nigga to talk to a nearby girl but far enough for her to hoe him (ex. Going back in her house, insulting him, getting on her phone, going towards her groupies, walking away, etc.) AKA Another way for a female to play games with a nigga.

Nigga 1: "Did you talk to dat girl wit da fat booty?" Nigga 2: "Shit, i tried but i was within hoe range she talked to me but she got in her car when i about to approach her... Bitches deez days." Nigga 1: "I know. At least dey know how to work da garden tool in my backyard, dey sure do a really good job wit dat."

by ogdajuiceman July 11, 2010

drop a shipment

To transfer something (usually large) out of a specific carrier of any kind to an extraction point, this can either be done by force, voluntarily, mechanically and/or extracted. Although there are many ways to use this definition, it prominently refers to the drug-selling business where the drug dealer (supplier) hands his kilo worth of goods to a transprter (mailman) to distribute towards another city, state, or country. Many East Atlanta rappers talk about how d-boys ship their chickens off to Mexico or Columbia or any other Latin American country. That's because their value in these foreign countries is drastically higher than its value here in the U.S. And there is a reduced chance of getting caught in the act if you play your cards right.

I had to make some money somehow so i signed up for a top-secret experimental job in Thailand and all i had to do was drop a shipment of brown boxes towards each of the deep valley towns mapped down on my GPS navigation system on my UPS truck. Guy: "How much does a worker usually get paid?" Me: "Like a shitload of paper, but if you know how i roll all those stacks of paper is gone after one night on the rise" Guy: "Well, that was interesting. It gives me something to think about the next time i drop a load." Me: "Yeah, that cargo is no joke, and things can get real ugly on its dirtiest and problematic days but hey it's easy money to me and i'm good doin this." Guy: "Glad i don't have to worry bout doin this. Sounds like a real turd if you ask me."

by ogdajuiceman June 29, 2010

oreo sandwich

Basically a white girl getting train-ran by two niggas. (Love doin these with one of my niggas or my right-handed man)

OG: "Me and my nigga just ran a train on dat white girl from ham' town last week." Spectator: "Uh oh... sounds like the Kim Kardashian sex tape rumor..." OG: "Damn right it did. She was a bonafide freak too!" "Absolutely the best oreo sandwich i did in ages, since the day me and my rite hander double-stuffed her on a drunken day" Spectator: Wow, that sounds pretty awesome. (He later went back home to peel the creme off his single oreo cookie) Boy, was that delicious! Oh wait, i meant Deelishis!

by ogdajuiceman June 15, 2010

Part-time Blood

A nigga that happily smokes kush and drinks with gang member(s) who claim red but doesn't bang or shoot or even claim their set as often as a real one.

Nigga 1: "What set you claim?"

Nigga 2: "What do you mean set?"

Nigga 1: "You ain't no real blood, you just a part-timer, and that ain't good enough. Come back to me if u serious bout making dis bread before i beat the living hell outta u."

A blood set is one that you become part of FOR LIFE. Either you full-time or no-time There is no such thing as a real nigga who is a part-time blood. "GET WIT IT OR GET CRACKED NIGGA"

by ogdajuiceman February 20, 2011

trap king

An exuberant drug dealer that hones a legendary street stature. He is usually very skilled in multiple aspects of the street game, which are common but not limited to:

*Hitting Licks
*Producing drugs (i.e. Crack, crystal meth, codeine, etc.)
*The art of extortion to gather helpful information and making shady deals
*Fucking Hoes
*Street gambling (craps, spades, dominoes, etc.)
*Gangbanging
*Conducting new drug dealing spots
*Recruiting fellow soldiers

As you can see, this highly regarded person is multi-talented and is strictly about his business. Just don't be on any dumb shit when you encounter one, because he can either make you or break you.

Aww shit, look who came back in da streets! The trap king just opened a new trap house. Sixteen years in the county jail and he boomin harder than ever now...

Larry Hoover was the most influental trap king known to street history. ($100 million in drug sales alone, can anyone top that?)

by ogdajuiceman December 30, 2010