Definitions by od smith
ultraspank
California five-piece that had two albums (Ultraspank and Progress) on Sony, before splitting up due to not being simplistic enough to appeal to Middle America.
Shame, since they were rather damn good...even though you got weird looks in HMV when asking for their CDs.
Shame, since they were rather damn good...even though you got weird looks in HMV when asking for their CDs.
ultraspank by OD Smith March 29, 2005
microsoft access
An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
microsoft access by OD Smith March 29, 2005
I Feel Sick
A two-issue comic series from Jhonen Vasquez, focusing on Devi from JTHM's struggles as a comic book artist against a wall of ignorant editors (probably reflecting Nickelodeon's attitude to Invader Zim) and her rather unfortunate lovelife. Also features a cameo from Nny.
By the way, whisper it, it's his best (comic) work to date. Now go squeeze your Mister Spooky!
By the way, whisper it, it's his best (comic) work to date. Now go squeeze your Mister Spooky!
Tenna: "Soooo, how's your spleen?"
Devi: "It's doin' good."
Tenna: "Now that I've guided you into a more casual state of mind with my ninja-like precision, you wanna tell me what's wrong?"
Devi: "It's doin' good."
Tenna: "Now that I've guided you into a more casual state of mind with my ninja-like precision, you wanna tell me what's wrong?"
I Feel Sick by OD Smith March 24, 2005
pete doherty
Purveyor of bland, same-old same-old indie crap that isn't particularly memorable, but it's OK! He's more famous for being a drugged-up wannabe burglar.
pete doherty by OD Smith March 23, 2005
Rational American Thinking
The simplistic logic system of Bush supporters and other morons - apparently you have to trust him because he's President (even though 49% of the US population didn't vote for him), and anyone who criticises America is either jealous of their greatness, embittered French people who surrender all too easily, or a member of the global al-Qu'eda network.
Rational American Thinking by OD Smith March 23, 2005
Natasha Bedingfield
Irritating sister of Daniel, and purveyor of identikit, disposable pop crap that you forget about five seconds after the song ends. Doesn't even have the saving grace of being worth a centrefold in FHM.
Natasha Bedingfield by OD Smith March 23, 2005
Rizla
A form of currency only recognised in two places: anywhere prefixed with the phrase "HM Prison", or Penge.