octopod's definitions

two bits

A US 25-cent coin, after the old Spanish coins that could be cut into eighths.

"Shave and a haircut, two bits."

by octopod November 23, 2003

piss hard-on

Morning erection or hard-on combined with a need to urinate. The need to drain the lizard is not, in reality, the cause of the phenomenon.

I woke up with a piss hard-on, so I went out to the balcony of our hotel room, took a leak into the pool below, went back into the room and started to do her through the back door before she even was awake

by octopod July 24, 2004

Zeropa

Europe, for what it's worth nowadays. See Chiraqistan.

In Zeropa, they're all hoity-toity about the US, but soon they'll be nothing but dhimmis.

by octopod May 15, 2004

French-looking

Rush Limbaugh's epithet for the ineffable Sen. John Kerry. Sod the Frogs!

The French-looking John Kerry and the Breck Girl were neck-and-neck in Iowa.

by octopod January 24, 2004

big whites

Large white panties used by middle-aged women, as in the Midwest.

There I was, hanging laundry in my big whites--I was so embarassed.

by octopod December 17, 2006

perpetrator shoes

White sneakers, in NYPD parlance a few years back. See perp.

The kid was walking along First Avenue wearing perpetrator shoes.

by octopod July 16, 2004

nation of weasels

Land of dhimmis; Chiraqistan, aka France.

The Nation of Weasels think only they have intellect or taste.

by octopod June 27, 2004