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John Pork

John Pork is one of the most violent criminals to ever exist. his danger to society has lead him to be imprisoned for the remainder of his life, he has been in pen for 100+ years - his immense strength, girth and tonnage has meant that he supposedly will live forever. Him and his accomplice "Holly Vickers" can be found in the popular video game devour (Holly on farm house and John on the town).

"bro, i had a nightmare last night, about John Pork"

"I've heard he's in jail for the brutal murder of several orphans and is now trying to summon Azazael"

by oPtIc FaTmAl May 1, 2022

remy and speccy

two of the most underrated artists of the modern day, think the Mozart of our generation. Their "Gay Drill' series is what gained them their notoriety and fame.

'hey bro, what are you listening to?'
'that new remy and speccy track, bro'
'damn bro, you have a goated music taste'

by oPtIc FaTmAl May 1, 2022

Overwatch 2 beta

A highly anticipated sequel to the dying game, overwatch.

' ive been wating 3 years for ow 2'
*overwatch 2 beta releases*
'i want to hurt myself'

by oPtIc FaTmAl May 1, 2022

Alan Tango

A devious monkey owned by 'XpickelsX' on the popular pirate themed game Sea Of Thieves.

Alan is known for his racially abusive tendencies which often gets him shot out of a cannon.

"I've lost my galleon, who could've done this?"
"must have been the work of a certain Alan Tango"

by oPtIc FaTmAl May 1, 2022

Minki Park

Minki Park was an alias used by trolls to terrorise GTA V roleplaying servers throughout early 2022.

A common prank done by Minki was to park cars inside the Pillbox hospital and to be an overall nuisance which later resulted in their ban.

god i hate minki park

by oPtIc FaTmAl May 1, 2022

Charlie Ian Maxwell Bird

A man who gets no bitches on his dick.

"You're telling me he died a virgin?"
"yeah man, he was a Charlie Ian Maxwell Bird."

by oPtIc FaTmAl May 1, 2022

Kyle's Shed

A meme that originated by a rumour that a ginger boy (named kyle) was locked in a shed by his father .

Often used by someone when describing a shed, certain discord servers and other chats have been made in memory of the shed.

adj. 'that's a Kyle's Shed if I've ever seen one.'
v. 'lets Kyle's Shed that mf'

by oPtIc FaTmAl May 1, 2022