nutella137's definitions

Titty sex

When a girl uses her boobs to pleasure a guy. A girl doesn’t need to have big boobs to do it, but in order to do it porn style she needs to be at least a d cup.

Dude 1: That’s your girlfriend? But she’s fat.
Dude 2: So?
Dude 1: She must weigh more than you.
Dude 2: She has a pretty face and gives me titty sex though.

by nutella137 February 20, 2021

Gaytheist

Pretty self explanatory: a gay atheist.

Person 1: I’m a bisexual Christian.
Person 2: I’m a Jewish lesbian.
Person 3: I’m a straight agnostic.
Person 4: I’m a gaytheist.

by nutella137 January 25, 2021

Italatino

1. Someone who is half Latino and half Italian.
2. An Italian person living in Latin America.

Selena Gomez is an Italatino, her mom is Italian and her dad is Mexican.

Alessio: I might live in Chile, but my ancestors were from Italy. I’m an Italatino.

by nutella137 July 22, 2020

Asking for a friend

Usually people will say this when they’re asking for themselves but to embarrassed. Some people are actually asking for a friend when they say this but people still assume they’re talking about themselves.

Jennifer: is your cousin single? Asking for a friend.
Todd: do you like him?
Jennifer: no, I’m actually asking for a friend. I’m not gonna say who though.

by nutella137 July 21, 2020

Blad

The female version of a simp.
B- bitch
L- lusting

A- after
D- dick
An example of a blad is Candace Flynn from Phineas and Ferb or Mabel from Gravity Falls.

Dipper from Gravity Falls was a simp.
Yeah, and his sister Mabel was a blad.

by nutella137 July 23, 2020

I don’t suck dick

1. The words a woman can say to a man to ruin their relationship, turns her from a 10 to a 1.
2. Something a lesbian or a straight man would say.

1. Devin: if you suck my dick, I’ll eat you out.
Hanna: I don’t suck dick.
Devin: I don’t think this is gonna work out.

2. Jackson: you’re gay bruh
Ben: No, I don’t suck dick.

by nutella137 July 18, 2020

short guy

Contrary to what some people say, there’s nothing wrong with being a short guy. Short guys and short girls look really cute together.

Jennifer: I’m only 5 feet so I have to date short guys, doesn’t bother me though.

by nutella137 July 23, 2020