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Ronald Reagan

Someone who plays the role of a nice old man but is secretly hateful and prejudiced.

Ronald Reagan was good at manipulating the American public by putting on a fake "nice old man" persona. And the gullible American majority believed it was his true personality. But in truth Ronald Reagan was a very dark man who supported many evil things.

The day of Ronald Reagan's death was one of the greatest days in history for humanity.

by not found [Error 404] February 19, 2009

Smells Like Teen Spirit

The most shittiest, overrated song of all time. Stop hopping Kurt's dick, you stupid MTV kids. The truth is that Nirvana were an underground pop punk band (not "grunge" - there's no such thing as grunge.) that accidentally made it into the mainstream because MTV overrated Smells Like Teen Spirit, their most poppiest song.

"Smells Like Teen Spirit sucks."

by not found [Error 404] July 6, 2007

Chuck Mosely

The original vocalist/frontman of Faith No More. Was kicked out for being an alcoholic and his poor vocal talent. Replaced by Mr. Bungle vocalist Mike Patton.

Chuck Mosely was a good songwriter, but totally sucked at vocals. My personal opinion, anyway...

by not found [Error 404] August 27, 2007

America

A sad nation filled with ignorance, fear, corruption, prejudice, and organized bullshit religion. America has been turned into a fascist theocracy.

Those stupid fucking Christians, they took over America and ruined it.

by not found [Error 404] May 12, 2007

Workaholic

Generally a loser who believes that the only thing in life that matters is working and providing for society. And they pointlessly look down on people who would rather do something actually fun with their time than working all the time.

I'd rather be so called "lazy" and "irresponsible" and enjoy my life doing what I want to do rather than work and be bored all the damn time. Yeah, I understand that work is important to keep society going, but god damn, these people are just plain dull.

Workaholics are wasting their lives away.

by not found [Error 404] April 9, 2009

Pantera

The only real metal band that mainstreamers supposedly "know" of.

MTV kid: HI! WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BANDS??? I LIKE AVENGED SEVENFOLD, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, AIDEN, HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS
AND UNDEROATH!!

Me: Exhorder, Machine Head, Overkill, Pantera, and Helmet.....stuff like that.

MTV kid: OMG!!! PANTERA!!!! LYK PANTERA, DOOD!!!!!111 THEY ARE SO AWESOME!!!!!111 COWBOYS FROM HELL HAHAHAHA!!! R.I.P. DIMEBAG DARRELL!!!! ROCK ON!!1!!1

Me: You mean DIAMOND Darrell?

MTV kid: WTF!!! You NOOB!!1 It's DIMEBAG DARRELL!!!!!!111

Me: Tsk, tsk, tsk... *Shakes head* That's what I thought.

by not found [Error 404] June 28, 2007

Nick Drake

Overrated and incredibly dull folk rock singer that hipsters just love.

"Nick Drake sucks!" - Me

by not found [Error 404] October 8, 2008