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Black Sabbath

Lame korn wannabes. I foolishy listened to this pile of dirt cruelly passed off as "music" because I heard it was good metal. What a dumb idea. Black Sabbath are lame Metallica wannabes too! These talentless copycats stole riffs from "St. Anger" and "Death Magnetic" and put it on their lame albums like they created them! Fucking scumbag faggots.
Skip these Black Sabbath hacks and listen to REAL metal like: Saosin, Korn, Metallica, Disturbed, Slipknot, Three Days Grace, The Used and Puddle Of Mudd.
by not found [Error 404] August 5, 2009
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Barack Obama

Both Hitler and Obama were confronted with an Economic Crisis. Obama has moved forward with the Nationalization of the Major Industries in this nation as his Answer. First Banking. Now Auto. Next Healthcare. How is this any different than Hitler's solution which was to do the same thing?
Obama is running in the worst economic times known to us since the Great Depression. Hitler did the same thing with the same answers to his economy that Obama has for our economy. Spread the wealth. They both were treated like celebrities in their countries. Are we repeating history? Barack Obama seems like the Chocolate Adolf Hitler.
by not found [Error 404] June 5, 2009
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Dale Earnhardt Jr.

The most overrated NASCAR driver of all time. He hasn't even won a race in over 2 years, for fucks sake. So shut up and quit your crying, stupid junior fans. He's OVERRATED. The only reason why people like junior is because of his dead father, which is a pretty stupid reason to like him.

By the way, Kyle Busch is a far superior driver to Junebug. I can tell that he has potential to be the next Jeff Gordon, unlike the mediocre Junior who hasn't even won a race in over 2 years.
by not found [Error 404] May 8, 2008
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hair metal

Is a bunch of bullshit. Repetitive and watered down rock n' roll from the mid to late 80's.

Hair "metal" "musicians" consisted of young bratty slackers that dressed in drag and pitifully lacked in musical talent and creativity; these so called "musicians" really weren't musicians at all, rather they were not in it for the music; but for the money, women, drugs, rockstar image and fame that came along with it. In truth these slackers couldn't give two turds for the music they created, the only reason being these slackers joined rock bands was to follow the popular trend and become famous, sleeping there way to the top without any real effort.

see also: glam metal, arena rock
Wouldn't it be funny? Like, wouldn't it be absolutely fucking hilarious, if like, some former famous Hair metalhead happend to stumble upon this website, look up "hair metal" and blush in embarrassment at all the definitions bashing hair metal, knowing that they were once a part of all that shit?
by not found [Error 404] August 10, 2007
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Ronald Reagan

A rotten scumbag of a president. As authors on this site obviously slant left wing, independent and libertarian, I'm a little shocked at how anyone on UrbanDictionary could defend such a wackjob of a president. Many of you were probably brainwashed into the "Reagan Legacy" - which is easily the biggest presidential hoax of all time. If anyone goes back and researches Reagan's term and reads his personal writings it would become shockingly apparent that Reagan was just manipulating the masses with a fake personality. Reagan figured that since he was formally an actor he could play the role of a character during his whole term.

See: complete fake and phony
It is a little known fact that in the early 1960's Ronald Reagan OPPOSED equal rights for African Americans.
by not found [Error 404] March 22, 2009
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Helmet

A heavy metal band. They used to rock, but now they suck.

Haven't you all noticed that they sound different? Page Hamilton sings different, too. They sound like poppy mainstream crap now. They don't even sound metal anymore. It's not even Helmet without Henry Bogdan, Peter Mengede and John Stanier. Mr. Hamilton should just retire.
Helmet used to be a good band in the early 90's. But not anymore!
by not found [Error 404] October 7, 2007
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sheltered

A person who has been secluded from the darkness and evils of the world. Such as war, murder, suicide, abuse, cutting, rape, amputees, disease, drug abuse, gangsters and mafias.

A person who is sheltered is usually naive, likely religious, and does not know how the world works in reality.

Sheltering your children is a terrible thing and unrecommended. It promotes unawareness and makes them more vulnerable to be taken advantage of by corrupt, evil and manipulative people.
The majority of people in America are pathetically sheltered.
by not found [Error 404] November 16, 2010
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