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America

The pathetic fucking country that I live in. Which 97% of the people are fucking stupid, and the remaining 3% have to suffer because of the majority's stupidity. Fuck jesus freaks. Fuck religious people. Fuck soccer moms. Fuck rednecks. Fuck America.

Americans are stupid, naive, ignorant and will believe anything.

by not found [Error 404] April 12, 2009

Wellbutrin

The antidepressant that I'm currently taking. It doesn't do jack shit for me, though. It just kills my personality and makes me apathetic.

Wellbutrin doesn't work.

by not found [Error 404] June 3, 2009

god

It doesn't exist. It fuckin' doesn't exist. Where's the evidence? I am not going to join your religion unless you give proof that s/he exists.­

Religious Chatroom:

AtheistThatWantsProof: God doesn't exist.
XxXGODLOVERXxX999: OMG STFU GAY FAGGOT!!!1 UR GOIN TO HELL AND UR GAY. BCUZ GOD DOZ EKZIST U STOOPUD ATHIEST!!111
AtheistThatWantsProof: Oh, really? Can you give me any evidence to back up your claims?
XxXGODLOVERXxX999: UHHHMMM, WELL UHH ERR...
AtheistThatWantsProof: hmm?
XxXGODLOVERXxX999: UMMMMNN...
AtheistThatWantsProof: Well?
XxXGODLOVERXxX999 has just signed off.

by not found [Error 404] May 11, 2007

Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver with a very, very funny name.

What kind of parents would name their son Dick Trickle??? ROFL!!!

by not found [Error 404] April 28, 2008

Kurt Busch

Complete douchebag, NASCAR driver for the #2 Miller Lite Dodge for lame ass Penske Racing, no racing talent whatsoever. He acts all nice on camera but in person he's a total cocksucker. This guy is a big fake.

"Kurt Busch is a douchebag."

by not found [Error 404] March 27, 2008

9/11

Quite possibly one of the most overrated events that ever happened. For some reason the U.S. government and media make it out to be some huge catastrophe that claimed millions of lives worldwide when in reality only about 3,000 people died; mostly Americans. (Not a very big number especially for a populous country like America. That's like all of the citizens of a small town in America being wiped out by some natural disaster.)

The 2004 tsunami that struck Thailand was a natural disaster that claimed 229,866 lives and Hurricane Katrina claimed 1,836 lives with 705 still missing and presumed dead.

9/11 is overrated and made out to be a bigger deal than it actually was.

by not found [Error 404] May 5, 2009

Prat

An overly pretentious person. Someone who is so obviously into themselves that others notice and they fail to realize it.

Seth MacFarlane (the creator of Family Guy) is a total prat.

by not found [Error 404] June 10, 2009