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Christian

The majority of Americans...

*sigh* Such a pathetic country I live in....

Christians are fucking jackasses for believing that they can dictate how minority groups in the USA should live their lives.

by not found [Error 404] February 16, 2009

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Adolf Obama

President Barack Obama, who seems to have scary similarities to Adolf Hitler.

"Look, there's Adolf Obama on TV again with one of his speeches!"

by not found [Error 404] June 4, 2009

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Overrated and stale alternative rock band who have made a career off of writing the same album over and over again.

A favorite among whiny pretentious emo kids and hipsters who think they know shit about music.

Radiohead are bland and dull.

by not found [Error 404] June 7, 2009

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bland

Boring; Lacking taste or flavor or tang.

Most mainstream music is considered "bland" by hipsters.

by not found [Error 404] March 12, 2009

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Religion

The greatest con of all time, starring everyone's favorite hippie and con man, Jeebus Christ. (Hehe.)

What is the point of having a Religion, when you cannot prove that the religion's story itself is true?

You know how they say that in the USA, supposedly 80% of the population are christian? That is nothing other than propaganda generated by the church to alienate the minorities that live there; to allow minorities to feel out of place and conform to their religious philosophy. It's really about 50-something percent of christians that live in the USA, and some of the so called "christians" don't even go to church.

One question I want theistic religious people to answer: if newborn babies die, do they still get let into heaven, even though babies have no beliefs?

Well?...

by not found [Error 404] May 21, 2007

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