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Nokturnal Mortum

Great band from Ukraine; terribly underrated.

"Lunar Poetry" and "The Voice of Steel" are both black metal masterpieces.
Nokturnal Mortum are the best band in Ukraine.

sheltered 

A person who has been secluded from the darkness and evils of the world. Such as war, murder, suicide, abuse, cutting, rape, amputees, disease, drug abuse, gangsters and mafias.

A person who is sheltered is usually naive, likely religious, and does not know how the world works in reality.

Sheltering your children is a terrible thing and unrecommended. It promotes unawareness and makes them more vulnerable to be taken advantage of by corrupt, evil and manipulative people.
The majority of people in America are pathetically sheltered.
sheltered by not found [Error 404] November 16, 2010

Ministry 

An obscure 80's Synthpop group that became a mainstream 2000's Thrash metal band.
Ministry are the very definition of a band that has gone through major evolution.
Ministry by not found [Error 404] August 25, 2010

Christmas 

Just another day in the life for me. Fuck Consumerism.
Christmas is just another day.
The first metal band that Per Yngve Ohlin (aka "Dead") was in before joining Mayhem.
Morbid fucking rule, and December Moon is one of the best black metal demos out there. Too bad Dead committed suicide.

Black Sabbath 

Lame korn wannabes. I foolishy listened to this pile of dirt cruelly passed off as "music" because I heard it was good metal. What a dumb idea. Black Sabbath are lame Metallica wannabes too! These talentless copycats stole riffs from "St. Anger" and "Death Magnetic" and put it on their lame albums like they created them! Fucking scumbag faggots.
Skip these Black Sabbath hacks and listen to REAL metal like: Saosin, Korn, Metallica, Disturbed, Slipknot, Three Days Grace, The Used and Puddle Of Mudd.
I was on a metal forum and made a topic asking people for music recommendations.. I mentioned that I love great bands like new Metallica, new Megadeth, Staind, Linkin Park, Atreyu, etc. Everyone was flaming me! and told me to stop being brainwashed by MTV! I laughed and told them that they were crazy because I have great taste in music.
Some dude called me a "noob" and told me to check out this Exodus band for tr00 metal. I listened to this "Fabulous Disaster" album on YouTube and I was disgusted.. Horrible Disaster is more like it!! it was SO bad!! It's just constant blast beats over crappy vocals, it's nothing special at all. For great metal albums listen to "St Anger", "Risk" or "Break The Cycle". See: poo poo band
Exodus by not found [Error 404] August 3, 2009