Fingers

Something ai can never seem to draw the right amount of.

How to detect ai art: look at the fingers. If they look like their owner just walked in front of a radiation plant, then it’s ai.

by not a normal man December 09, 2024

Sonic Boom Protests

The Sonic Boom Protests were a series of protests against how in Sonic Boom, Sonic had blue arms. Yes, really. The protests were done by Christian Weston Chandler, better known as Chris Chan. What he did was he went to GameStop and vandalized the Sonic Boom posters in order to make Sonic’s arms tan. When he was asked to stop, he said “Don’t call anybody!” and maced an employee. Because GameStop workers definitely programmed the games and made Sonic’s arms tan, Chris.

He also attempted to get people to boycott the game, thinking others were pissed about the arm color change. However, only weens joined him.

Ironically, Chris’ first drawing of Sonic had, you guessed it, blue arms.

What was the point of the Sonic Boom Protests? Lowkey Sonic looks better with blue arms.

by not a normal man December 19, 2024

Leo Luster

Bluster kong's ultimate form

I'm Leo Luster, pow! I'm where it's at
I'm a far-out happening cat, uh!
I'm Leo Luster, baby I'm a trip!
Man it hurts to be this hip!

by not a normal man February 12, 2025

Chris Chan

The Voldemort of Wikipedia.

I edited Chris Chan into wikipedia. My edit was deleted in 2 seconds.

by not a normal man March 06, 2025

Chintendo Vii

A shitty clone of Nintendo’s Wii. Made by an infamous Chinese company called “JungleTac” which was notorious for cranking out shitty shovelware games that are blatant ripoffs of flash games. The Vii is just an outdated 16 bit console with secondrate clones of the Wii Sports games.

Mom: Son, I got you a Wii.
Son: Yay! Where is it?
Mom: Wait here. I’ll be right back.
Comes back with the Chintendo Vii.
Son: What the hell is this? This is NOT a Wii!

by not a normal man September 19, 2024

Game Child

A bootleg of the Game Boy. It is most famous for being reviewed by ashens. The games are so boring they’re not worth talking about.

Ashens: Quest For The Game Child was the only good Youtuber movie. The other ones were shit.

by not a normal man December 16, 2024

Hit me baby one more time

Jack Black sang it better.

Jack Black is goated. Did you hear he sang “Hit me baby one more time?”
Yeah. His version kicks Britany’s version’s ass.

by not a normal man December 08, 2024