Definitions by not a normal man

Game Child 

A bootleg of the Game Boy. It is most famous for being reviewed by ashens. The games are so boring they’re not worth talking about.

Ashens: Quest For The Game Child was the only good Youtuber movie. The other ones were shit.

Game Child by not a normal man December 16, 2024

Blue arms

What Sonic the Hedgehog had in Sonic Boom. Most people were pissed about the game because Sonic Boom was just thought to be a shitty game, but some people (really only Chris Chan) were pissed how he had blue arms. CWC even went as far as macing a GameStop employee (yeah, cause store workers definitely gave Sonic blue arms, Chris.) because of how pissed off he was about a video game character’s arm color.

SONIC’S ARMS ARE TAN! HE HAS NEVER HAD AND WILL NEVER HAVE BLUE ARMS!!!!!!

Blue arms by not a normal man December 16, 2024

Fingers 

Something ai can never seem to draw the right amount of.

How to detect ai art: look at the fingers. If they look like their owner just walked in front of a radiation plant, then it’s ai.

Fingers by not a normal man December 9, 2024

Hit me baby one more time

Jack Black sang it better.

Jack Black is goated. Did you hear he sang “Hit me baby one more time?”
Yeah. His version kicks Britany’s version’s ass.

Hit me baby one more time by not a normal man December 8, 2024

Based 

Any country that bans drug adverts.

Another fucking Jardiance advert?!?! Any country that bans this shit is lowkey based.

Based by not a normal man December 8, 2024

AI Art 

Something with 15 fingers per hand.

One guy: Eew, what the fuck is this?
Another guy: It's AI Art.
Guy 1: What the hell happened to the hands?
Guy 2: Like I already told you, it's AI ART!

AI Art by not a normal man December 7, 2024

Field 

Something Tow Mater lives right next to in Cars 2.

Finn McMissile: You obviously have plenty of experience in the field.
Mater: Well, yeah, I live right next to one.

Field by not a normal man September 25, 2024