norm's definitions

hoon

To ride one's motorcycle either alone or in a group. Can be determined and high speed, or just out for a Sunday run.

1: "Good hoon?" "Yeah, lamped it down the A13 at 130mph!"
2: "We're off for a hoon at the weekend - probably going to take in some Oxfordshire twisties, maybe stop for lunch if we find a nice pub".

by Norm September 8, 2003

miles per gallon

An irrelevant reference to oil/gasoline in the American culture. While it is paramount to Americans that they have oil, the amount that they burn is of no concern. In the American culture, "wasting oil" means using it for something other than their luxury purposes and the polution generated by their oil use qualifies them for tax relief.

My Humvee, that I got for free with my tax write-off, gets 3 miles per gallon on the freeway but I don't care!

by Norm July 9, 2003

phapid

old person with no teeth who speaks oppisite language

There was a phapid at the denture shop today.

by norm June 29, 2003

Timmur

A hairy russian kid in the 8th grade that has a unibrow, and has been stalking a hairy russina chick for 3 years. Spends more time on computer than he does walking. Hasn't had social activity with humans in person for 9 years. Sucks at life.

Timmur has a big unibrow.

by Norm April 13, 2005

bimble

To amble without real aim, yet in a friendly and harmless manner. It's not required to acheive nothing, though it is a frequent side effect. Bimbling can be made a little more business like with a slight hunch of the shoulders.

Tron and Enid whiled away many a Sunday afternoon on a pleasant bimble round the shops.

by Norm July 9, 2003

bomb

feces, crap, poop

I gotta drop the bomb.

by Norm January 30, 2004

dancing

he/she is eating. also to dance is to eat

I'm so hungry I could dance a horse

by Norm January 30, 2004