Definitions by noodles

zeus 

Father of Apollo on Mount Olympus, don't fuck with me i'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass, ZEUS! GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!?

Die Hard With a Vengeance (aka 3)

I'm gonna go all out zeus on you bitch!

and Judas Priest rocks! FUCK ALL UR PUSSY RAP SHIT!

zeus by NooDLES October 13, 2004

gem

A gem is something that is absolutely great. Usually preceded by the word 'absolute.' Popularized by a certain individual named Dave A.

Tom Brady is an absolute gem.

gem by noodles May 26, 2004

brick

the opposite of gem. something that sucks or is horrible. Bad.

-Dont be such a brick!
-Benzie is an absolute brick.

brick by noodles May 26, 2004

oontz botz 

Originally derived from the noise one would make when trying to emulate a Techno song. Modified to describe something very good. Usually used in the verb form. 'oontz' and 'botz' are both interchangeable and pairable.

-Hes absolutely oontzing it today.
-He just completely botzed it, yes!
-Yeah, they oontz-botzed it, it was awesome.

oontz botz by noodles May 26, 2004

Kruzi KnowNo 

Extremely harsh insult. Complination of: Mother Fucker, Assfuck, Cockmaster, Rimwhore, Dicksucker, DateRaper, ECT.

damnit! I cant belive that kruzi knowno of a boss fired me!

Kruzi KnowNo by Noodles September 7, 2003

scrote 

A nickname that is latin for scotum. As in a nutsac. What one would call a person by the name of Scott in latin class.

1. Yo Scrote, how much time we got left in Latin, I wanna go home and beat off.

2. Hey man you know what line of translation we're on? Nah sorry, i was sticking fake cocks into my mouth to make people laugh, ask Scrote.

scrote by noodles April 2, 2003

Dabble 

To engage in, more specifically "Dabble in the dark arts." This means you are involved in consumption of alchohol and/or smoking of marajuana and any other drug.

1. Hey man, this saturday want to dabble in the dark arts?

2. Does he dabble in the dark arts?

3. Now that your mom is home no more dabbling in the dark arts.

Dabble by noodles April 2, 2003