ding-boofus

When a guy acts like a complete moron

A guy who mistakes crazy glue for eye drops is an epic ding-boofus

by nolaughingmatter May 02, 2010

Moosed

While fucking your girl from behind place your thumbs on the back of her head and extend your fingers making moose antlers. Do this without her knowledge.

Last night I moosed my girl. She almost caught me.

by nolaughingmatter May 02, 2010

Ixna

Pig Latin for nix, to end

Ixna heta artypa! Opsca!!!

by nolaughingmatter May 02, 2010

Flip Top Head

Someone who can eat large amounts of food at a rapid pace.

He must have a flip top head because he can shovel in that bowl of pasta.

by nolaughingmatter May 02, 2010

A couple fries short of a Happy Meal

Nuts, Crazy

That guy is making no sense at all. He must be a couple fries short of a Happy Meal

by nolaughingmatter May 23, 2010

Couple of quarts low

Stupid, idiotic, dumb

Man, he is such an idoit! He must be running a couple of quarts low.

by nolaughingmatter May 23, 2010

PLS

Post - LOST - syndrom

The feeling of loss and depression you felt after the series LOST finally ended.

All I do is sit in bed, eat a gallon of ice cream, and cry out for Jack, Sawyer, & Kate. My friends say I'm suffering from PLS.

by nolaughingmatter May 30, 2010