nob's definitions

Animal Testing

The systematic approach to find which farm animal will give you the greatest amount of pleasure. This usually is done by running out to a local farm every night and having sex with a couple of the animals. Animals that kick, bite, remain dry, smell bad, or are too loose can be eliminated in this test.

“After conducting three months of animal testing I have discovered that nothing can replace your mother.”

by Nob April 28, 2004

Chuckle Wipe

It is when you take some item that someone else uses or touches and place it against part of your own body. A great example of this is taking someone elses toothbrush and shoving it into your colon. All that is left is just to watch the item (toothbrush) get used.

I chuckle wiped Ted's shirt with my butt. He is going to think he has BO.

by nob May 11, 2004

Coney Carry-out

This happens to nail biters. The nail biter will be sitting around and chomping on their nails when they get a taste of something that was lodged under one of their nails. This strange substance remained safely stored under the nail unexposed to any hand washing. After careful backtracking to the point where this substance was acquired, the nail biter realizes that during their last trip to the crapper that finger had busted through the toilet paper and shit was lodged under that nail. Bon-apatite.

“Although the Coney Island down the street is disgusting, their carry-out is great!”

by Nob April 28, 2004

Shaved ham

Usually done during foreplay. When your partners penis has been played with enough where it has become harder than a ham bone, you quickly grab a cheese grate and try to skin off as many layers of his cock as you can. Shaved Ham are the penis shavings.

My dad wasn't giving me my weekly allowance so I shaved ham.

by nob May 11, 2004

scar-non

Cool slang for " What's going on?!"
Now say it bitch!

Oi Bro, WTF is Scar-non????

by Nob June 18, 2006

Mangonator

A male that holds a mouthful of milk in their mouth, places a straw down their pee pee hole, and blows the milk into the hole and into their bladder. Then the person can piss the white substance over anybody, anything, or back into a glass for re-consumption (a real party favorite).

I hired a mangonator for your mother's birthday party.

by nob May 11, 2004

Picasso Painting

An artistic approach to going to the bathroom. This art occurs accidentally or intentionally, and it doesn’t have to occur in a restroom. When your intestinal track and colon starts gurgling and bubbling with watery excrement and then notifies you that the situation has instantly become critical. You truffle-shuffle your way over to the nearest toilet, drop your pants and underwear as you wobble over to the first available stall, and then turn around and grab your ankles as you shit with all your might. The higher up on the wall the shit goes, the better the Picasso. If you paint onto the ceiling you have turned your art into a Michelangelo painting.

“The neighbors dog wouldn’t shut up all night so I went over and Picasso Painted it.”

by Nob April 27, 2004