njc's definitions

crapdusting

The practice of engaging in flatulence while in a crowd or line of people and then immediately moving through the crowd or line in such a manner as to spread the trail of fecal particles for optimum inhalation by all.

"Eleven people upchucked in the hallway after Bill crapdusted the entrance to the comedy show. A magnificent, high-hobopower crapdusting that will be remembered for years."

by NJC November 30, 2009

brown-keying

Using a laptop while taking a shit.

B: I'm takin a shit.
N: Right now?
B: Yup, I'm brown-keying.
B: Its not a dell,its a dung.

by NJC October 23, 2006

groovylicious

1) Something or somebody that appears to have groovy (cool) traits. 2) Sweet

*What'd you think of that skeets party?

** Ahh damn, that shit was groovylicious!

by NJC March 28, 2005

Papa Squanto

1) Slang for police 2) 5-0 3) Po-po

Damn dogg, youda never gotten pulled over if you'd have braked when I yelled "Papa Squanto".

by NJC March 28, 2005

purple pounder

White man slang for an African American mans penis. Often times used during jealous or disgusting references.

Shit man, that movie has purple pounders in it!

Ahhh damn, turn that sick shit off!

by NJC March 29, 2005

shitmoney

1) Very rich and/or snotty person often seeing themselves above you 2) A person usually easily mooched off of

*Damn dogg, I'm hungry. Let's go to shitmoneys house and take somma his food.

**Aight, how bout we grab some waffles and juiceboxes?

by NJC March 29, 2005

Ping

Racial slang used in describing any asians. Shortened form of the term Ping Pong.

Listen up Ping, I want an order of beef fried rice and a Mountain Dew. Wait, gimme some WonTons too.

by NJC March 29, 2005