Urban Dictionary: Definitions by nightlifecommando

Batin' the Bacon

Another phrase for male masturbation or jacking off.

Dude 1 - "I read the coolest Urban Dictionary today. It was 'Batin' the Bacon' ".

Dude 2 - "No I wasn't!"

Bude 1 - "Wha?"

Dude 2 - "Nothing..."

by NightlifeCommando July 18, 2010

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When a guitarist drops the low E string down to a D, usually implying he's about to look like an ass playing power chords.

This, however, excludes D Standard tuning, where the guitarist will also drop the B string to an A, and the top E string to a D as well.

Judgmental Person A - "Hey, this guy sucks at guitar. But let's stay and watch anyways for the fun of it."

Judgmental Person B - "I know dude right?"

Judgmental Person C - "Oh damn, he's dropping the D. I can't wait to see this."

by NightlifeCommando June 15, 2010

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LMS

One meaning for "LMS" is an acronym for like my status, which can be used in one of the many recent Facebook trends where someone will post something (specified in the status) to your wall if you like their status.

LMS and ill make up a lie about you to improve your confidence

by nightlifecommando January 20, 2011

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Net Dollars

The amount of net dollars you own is how much money you have after factoring in how much money you owe people and how much money is owed to you.

Alright class, today's math problem:
You have twelve dollars in your wallet and none in your bank account. If owe Jerry seven dollars for buying you condoms, and Greg owes you ten dollars for spotting him for his girlfriend, how many net dollars do you own?

by nightlifecommando March 5, 2011

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