A phenomenon in which a female marks her territory (potential mate) by posting suggestive and flirtatious expressions for the world to see on facebook or expressed in person at work in public to a potential mate. Thus marking her territory as if the male has been chosen by god himself, effectively cockblocking the male for months.
What she bought u clothes and wants you to wear it to work? That's not nice it's just a cockblock stigmata for every other girl to see.
by niggman star33 August 08, 2011

A syndrome in which your judgement is clouded by your desperate desire for fornication. As if you were viewing the entire world through your penis. Similar to severe beer goggles.
Oh man, I think I have penis goggles syndrome cause that fatchick looks like chance for a giant tittfuck
by niggman star33 August 13, 2011

a phenomenon in which a male is unable to focus on any task at hand due to overwhelming thoughts of an attractive half naked female. The effect is synergistic with prolonged periods of blue balling.
ooh man i can't stop thinking about her in those pj's. i had a test but my penis distraction syndrome caused me to fail despite the 5 mins i spent preparing for the exam.
by niggman star33 October 06, 2011

adj. similar to confusing, except it emphasizes the associated stress that is involved. If something is confussing, it has a lot of fuss to deal with, thus something is in fact confussing.
by niggman star33 October 25, 2011

A method of heating up cheap sake to warm temperatures to improve the taste to acceptable levels. Simply place the sake on the steps and mount the bottle against the corner to keep the opening from being submerged. Hot tub sake should be consumed after at least 20 minutes of incubation in the hot tub.
by niggman star33 December 04, 2011

To simply a concept to the point, in which a cat and dog are the same thing. I.e. four legged animal and pet.
Person A: How did your presentation go? It must be hard doing your job.
Person B: nah, I am totally an expert at cat-dogging now.
Person B: nah, I am totally an expert at cat-dogging now.
by niggman star33 January 27, 2021

noun, a more appropriate name for an athletic cup to prevent ambiguous confusion between a cup to drink with. You do not and should not drink from an athletic cup, therefore it should no longer be known as a cup.
wow, my custom mouthguard is so comfortable I can't even tell it's there sometimes. too bad they don't make custom dickguards.
by niggman star33 September 21, 2011
