Definitions by niggman star33

stungover 

verb. Resembles the symptoms of a hangover induced by alcohol consumption. These include but are not limited to, being in a state of lower consciousness, extreme nausea, and tension headaches. Being stungover, however is induced after a night of smoking marajuana.

Oh, man i'm so fucken stungover i feel stupid like a illiterate nigga.

stungover by niggman star33 November 5, 2011

confussing 

adj. similar to confusing, except it emphasizes the associated stress that is involved. If something is confussing, it has a lot of fuss to deal with, thus something is in fact confussing.

damnit women are confussing i'll never understand them. yes, very fussing.

confussing by niggman star33 October 25, 2011

playground drinking 

verb. the act of drinking the leftovers of your parking lot vodka or playground rum in a park playground. Playground drinking increases the entertainment value of regular drinking with innumerable activities to engage in while inebriated, such as tumbling on the swings or slide.

oh man that was fricken awesome, i ate some mean turf while playground drinking.

playground drinking by niggman star33 October 9, 2011

penis distraction syndrome

a phenomenon in which a male is unable to focus on any task at hand due to overwhelming thoughts of an attractive half naked female. The effect is synergistic with prolonged periods of blue balling.

ooh man i can't stop thinking about her in those pj's. i had a test but my penis distraction syndrome caused me to fail despite the 5 mins i spent preparing for the exam.

penis distraction syndrome by niggman star33 October 6, 2011

off for even a chinese 

adjective. Describes a type of person that is quite eccentric and unique, but in a negative way. This expression is in reference to the strange customs of Chinese Americans that fail to assimilate into the American culture. eg. 1. they pick their noses in public. 2. They attempt to take as many free things as their pockets/purses will fit, with their heads down, because they know that it's still wrong to take free things in those quantities. 3. They have no regard for the fellow man.
This expression describes a person that is so out there, that they actually make a Chinese person seem normal, with all the negative assumptions in mind.

WTF? is he actually using a coupon at the $0.99 store? That's off for even a chinese!!!

off for even a chinese by niggman star33 October 5, 2011

your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak 

expression. used in substitution for the popular response "cool story bro" first described in forums online. This expression however, is a direct quote from the hit movie "kung pow." This famous scene occurs during a dialogue with the "chosen one" and master tang.

john "man i don't feel so well I think I broke my leg"

jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"

john" fuck u man"

your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak by niggman star33 October 4, 2011

dickguard 

noun, a more appropriate name for an athletic cup to prevent ambiguous confusion between a cup to drink with. You do not and should not drink from an athletic cup, therefore it should no longer be known as a cup.

wow, my custom mouthguard is so comfortable I can't even tell it's there sometimes. too bad they don't make custom dickguards.

dickguard by niggman star33 September 21, 2011