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an acronym for "laughing till i pee myself" describing the uncontrollable laughter that gives you the sensation of wanting to undergo micturition.
Jack, "oh shoot did u see that guy eat it?"
John, "hahaha aww man I'm gonna LTIPM pretty soon!"
LTIPM by niggman star33 August 4, 2011
Words you can keep
LAUGHED TIL I PEED MYSELF
ALEX: WOW, "THE ROCK" IS SUPER SEXY.

ME: LTIPM
LTIPM by SLAPHAPPYSAP October 23, 2009
Related Words
LTIPM LTIPMPTFE lipman Ltimate LTIP Lipman-Tessicini Lipmate lipmeg lipmz Ltpm
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lipmz by nipsey hustle December 15, 2019
A skill move in women's football where an attacking player dribbles, passes, or shoots through an opposing player's legs.

The women's equivalent of performing a nutmeg, where the absence of nuts is substituted with a gash (lips).
Did you see Lauren James' goal last night? She totally lipmegged the shit out of a defender!

Those Matildas need to learn to close their legs for a change.
lipmeg by broiestbro August 20, 2023
Laughed Till I Puked
Your text was so funny I litreally laughed till I puked. "Ltip"
Ltip by MacKeif December 24, 2014
Someone who's lips are geometrically compatible with yours in term of shape, form and tenderness, to a point where every kiss is a perfect kiss.
Anis is Ana's lipmate, every kiss is a perfect kiss.
Lipmate by Anischerni August 21, 2022
laugh till you pee is the definiton of this o so maginifacent word
Dude i see bobo hes twitching
OfUVK jeasus raped me...
LTIP

LTIP by shakalaka September 26, 2006
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“No way, is that cake?”
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

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Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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