8 definitions by nigerian69420

Plants

The best way to keep zombies away from your tarden.

Person: ayo dave why you got so many plants out there???
crazy Dave: KWJENEKAOAOKDNXNFKEKWIWISKDK

by nigerian69420 April 10, 2023

🐱 👤

the ninja cat emoji

Person 1: look dude!

Person 2: WHAT?
Person 1: 🐱 👤🐱 👤🐱 👤🐱 👤🐱 👤🐱 👤🐱 👤🐱 👤
Person 2: stop bullying me because i dont have ninja cat emoji *dies*

by nigerian69420 November 6, 2021

Rain

when the sky pees

Random kid: haha god is peeping because it´s raining!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!1!!1
Gustavo: *shots him 2763 times in the pp*
The art of rain, my children}

by nigerian69420 September 6, 2022

cp

It stands for "Cooked Pasta"

Person 1: ayo i want some cp
Person 2: WHAT?!?!?!?!?1!?!2!!!?1?!''1?!
Person 1: i mean some cooked pasta

Person 2: lets fucking kiss

by nigerian69420 September 2, 2022

Poop

The fastest way to do brownies

Somenone: *poops*

"Oh! Free brownies! *chomp*

The art of poop, my children.

by nigerian69420 September 2, 2022

Poop

Poop is the same shit that amogus

Michael: dude i like drinking your piss
Jake: dude stop just stop
Michel: no lol
Jake: *reads dipper goes to taco bell*

fuck i wrote the example in the definition
my brain is poop

by nigerian69420 November 6, 2021

Yummy cum

The thing that i drink daily at 6:00 pm

Jake: what are you drinking?

Michael: Some sticky yummy cum uwu
Jake: I don’t feel comfortable with you anymore *explodes into penises*

by nigerian69420 September 9, 2021