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Mass Orgy

A mass orgy is a form of sex, and is the 5th level on the ladder of sex (2 people = secs, 3 = threesome, 4 = smash, 5 = mass orgy, 6 = shrekfest). It is one of the most famous levels but also the one that many consider the worst form of sex. This is mainly due to the fact that it is a just a build up to the best type of sex, the shrekfest, which usually includes the same people in the mass orgy, but also includes one of the members uncles.
Person A: "That was not fun. The mass orgy is shit. Anyways, whose uncle is gonna be apart of the shrekfest?"
Person B: "Mine..."
by nigerfagot March 22, 2017
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Secs

A special form of sex that many people always want to experience, yet often never do. It is the orgasmic type of sex that feels so good that those who do experience it will always try to experience again, yet they don't realise that it's a one time thing.
Husband: "Holy shit, that was some of the best sex I've ever had."
Wife: "Yeah, it was so good. I think what we experienced was actually secs, not sex."
by nigerfagot March 21, 2017
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Australian

Someone who has a fucking sexy accent and says the word mate a bit too much. An Australian is someone who has dealt with the troubles of weather, mainly from heat. They are often seen as retarded daredevils who do anything just for the thrill of it, which, yes, is sorta true...

An Australian is also an incredibly racist being, often hating Asians for "taking their space," as many places in Australia are occupied by Asians.

Australians are often seen as nice individuals, however that could not be further from the truth.
Australian A: "Hey mate, wanna go jump off the bridge into the mouth of a shark?"

Australian B: "Will there be Asians there?"

Australian A: "There's Asians everywhere."

Australian B: "Oh, fuck that then."

Person A: "Yo, did you hear about those guys that died from jumping off a bridge into the mouth of a shark?"

Person B: "Yep, only an Australian could do that."
by nigerfagot March 22, 2017
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