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Cream

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Creaming is the action of releasing semen. Many people use the word as another word for masturbation or another term for semen, but it is mainly just the release, however it can be a reference to semen.
You can say something like "I just creamed myself" or "cream" and they both are a reference to jizzed.
Person A: "Ahh fuck, I just creamed myself"
Person B: "Mmm, lemme have a taste."
by nigerfagot March 22, 2017
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A special form of sex that many people always want to experience, yet often never do. It is the orgasmic type of sex that feels so good that those who do experience it will always try to experience again, yet they don't realise that it's a one time thing.
Husband: "Holy shit, that was some of the best sex I've ever had."
Wife: "Yeah, it was so good. I think what we experienced was actually secs, not sex."
by nigerfagot March 21, 2017
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Shrekfest

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A group of 6 people all banging each other at once. It is the last level of sex on the ladder of sex (2 people = secs, 3 = threesome, 4 = smash, 5 = mass orgy, 6 = shrekfest). It is the messiest type of sex, but also the most fun. Many people experiment with different types of shrekfests, including 6 person anal. People try to experiment with different genders, such as 3 male and 3 female, all male/female, all transgender or all of some other type of made up gender. The term "shrekfest" comes from the shrek movies, aka the greatest things mankind has ever made.
Male A: "Yo, who's up for a shrekfest?"
Male B, Female A & B, Transgender A & B: "OMG ME YES THIS WILL BE AMAZINGNAEIONUIASRGBNIASRGS"
by nigerfagot March 21, 2017
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