627 definitions by nick d
Nickname for a depressing state in the midwest where absolutely nothing happens, ever. Major cities include St. Louis and Kansas city.
Looks like the University of Misery lost another one to Central Bumblefuck State.
On the drive to California I had to spend 4 hours passing through the state of Misery.
On the drive to California I had to spend 4 hours passing through the state of Misery.
by nick d April 3, 2004
Renee: "Tom, you had me at hello. You.....complete.....me."
Tom: "Whatever bitch. Did you gain a couple pounds? Show me the money or get back to the street corner!"
Tom: "Whatever bitch. Did you gain a couple pounds? Show me the money or get back to the street corner!"
by nick d April 27, 2003
The act of shotgunning a beer by biting into the can, opening the tab, and sucking it down. An advanced move; not for rookies as this is no sesame street shit.
Tom gained some serious street cred at the party by successfully performing the incisor on a half-gallon Beck's mini-keg.
by nick d September 30, 2005
1) A shorter way to say, "Get out of here!" Used as an exclamation.
2) A stuttering style used on the mike while rapping. Popularized by Scatman John.
2) A stuttering style used on the mike while rapping. Popularized by Scatman John.
1)
(from Jerry Maguire...well not really)
Dorothy: "I've always loved you, Jerry. You had me at hello. You...complete...me. (crying emotionally)"
Jerry: "Scat, woman! This ain't no god-damned soup kitchen! Go get your fat ass a job! I'm Tom Cruise, bitch!"
2)
"Everybody's sayin' that the Scatman stutters
But doesn't ever stutter when he sings.
But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the scat is the same thing.
Yo I'm the Scatman."
-Scatman John, "Scatman"
(from Jerry Maguire...well not really)
Dorothy: "I've always loved you, Jerry. You had me at hello. You...complete...me. (crying emotionally)"
Jerry: "Scat, woman! This ain't no god-damned soup kitchen! Go get your fat ass a job! I'm Tom Cruise, bitch!"
2)
"Everybody's sayin' that the Scatman stutters
But doesn't ever stutter when he sings.
But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the scat is the same thing.
Yo I'm the Scatman."
-Scatman John, "Scatman"
by nick d May 3, 2005
The common name for a medical condition in which the rectum becomes inverted and is extruded through the anus. This is a very painful condition which is generally the result of vigorous anal sex. It is called a "purple sock" because that is the best description for how the inverted rectum looks. (see also ass tulip)
Dr. Smith suspected his wife was seeing another man when she started coming home at 4 AM, suddenly had an intense anal fetish, and showed up in his ER one night with a purple sock. It ended up the "other man" was in fact a horse.
by nick d April 25, 2003
"Later on that day, Dr. Dre came through with a gang of Tanqueray and a fat-ass J that made me choke...sheeeit this ain't no joke." -Snoop Doggy Dogg, "Gin and Juice"
A gang of gangs ganged up on my gang in that gang war. Damn did we get our shit handed to us.
A gang of gangs ganged up on my gang in that gang war. Damn did we get our shit handed to us.
by nick d November 4, 2005
An expression that means that a person is about to pay for their mistakes or bad deeds, similar to "what goes around comes around".
The chickens are coming home to roost, Bobby Boucher. You'll reap the fruit of your selfish ways. You're gonna lose all your fancy foosball games, and you're gonna fail your big exam, because school is THE DEVIL!
by nick d April 4, 2004