Microsoft Works

1) Word processing program by the Microsoft Corporation

2) Oxymoron
1) Microsoft Works sucks, I'm going to get a bootlegged copy of Office.

2) Microsoft works? No it doesn't.
by Nick April 03, 2003
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8 Seconds

When you are fucking a chick doggy style, put her in a full nelson, tell her she is the ugliest bitch you have ever seen, and then try and hang in there for 8 seconds.
I tried for the 8 seconds, and the bitch got me off.
by Nick May 21, 2004
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jawn

a word used to describe anything
"yo man this jawns hot as hell yo"

"Naw yo this jawns way better"

"Did u see that jawn walking down the street the otha day? daaaaaaamn"

"Get off my jawn"
by nick September 17, 2003
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aleon

A person who is unusually kind and dedicated to anything and everything. One who talks when they are busy, and spends time on people. Someone worthy of taking a bullet for.
Aww, he is such a nice little aleon.
by Nick April 22, 2005
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phaggot

word that describes a gay guy
phaggots are disguisting
by nick March 04, 2005
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bloghopping

Following links from one blog to another, reading about the lives of people you have absolutely nothing to do with.
I went bloghopping today and found this kid named Matt.
by Nick June 17, 2005
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weanis

other word for male reproduction organ. AKA penis.
your a weanis head, bitch!
by Nick May 21, 2003
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