nick's definitions

yankees

best sports team ever in sports history. All you yankee haters hate us because you never win shit, it tok the red sox 86 years to win 1 of their 3 world series rings. YANKEES HAVE 26, all other teams suck compared to the yankees, so dont talk about the yankees when the team with the second most rings is the Cardinals with 9. Yankees have 17 more then the closedt team. BEST TEAM EVER!!!!!!!!!

The Yankees Win, Theeeeeee Yankees Win!!!!!

by Nick June 5, 2005

A popa John

When a steaming hot pizza is forcefully placed in an unsuspecting victim's pants.

Using Pizza with the intention of scorching genitals.

Josh pissed me off so i took my pizza and poppa john'ed him

by Nick April 12, 2006

Jewdar

The ability/gift to see that a person is part of the jewish culture/religion.

Short for jew-radar.

Daniel! Our substitute art teacher is jewish, lets ask him if he has jew pride.

by Nick July 23, 2004

shit like a wookie

to make a super sized wookie tird.

Grrrr, hey get out my way, I have to shit like a wookie. I got a turtle head pokin', it's getting all emotional on me.

by nick May 25, 2005

circlejerk

when a group of males all stand in a circle and everyone jerks the person os either the right or the left of them.

"Hey, are you guys up for a circle jerk, lets all go right."
"Ok, but I well have to stand out, I'm left handed"

by nick September 7, 2004

biscuits

replacement for a curse

"you son of a biscut!!!"

by nick March 15, 2005

how much da head do for

Question to a prostitute asking, "How much for a blowjob?".

Hey baby, how much da head do for?

by Nick August 23, 2007