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by Nick July 11, 2004
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gorp gorps gorping gorped \v -ED, -ING, -S to suck
See example below as a more polite (but just as insulting to the aware) version of suck a dick.
gorp gorps gorping gorped \v -ED, -ING, -S to suck
See example below as a more polite (but just as insulting to the aware) version of suck a dick.
by Nick July 15, 2004
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An opportunity to meet new friends and impress people during work time, without actually having to do any work.
The greatest exponents of the meeting never actually do any work, but still manage to progress through the company at an alarming rate. This is achieved through two key strategies:
1: The use of key words within the meeting environment such as "added value", "customer centric", "think outside the box" and "rationalisation".
2: Scheduling their time so that meetings end and bigin 5 minutes apart throughout the day. This gives them time to stride purposely through the office muttering "I musn't be late for this important meeting", thus making themselves appear incredibly valuable to the organisation, without anyone ever understanding exactly what it is they do all day.
The greatest exponents of the meeting never actually do any work, but still manage to progress through the company at an alarming rate. This is achieved through two key strategies:
1: The use of key words within the meeting environment such as "added value", "customer centric", "think outside the box" and "rationalisation".
2: Scheduling their time so that meetings end and bigin 5 minutes apart throughout the day. This gives them time to stride purposely through the office muttering "I musn't be late for this important meeting", thus making themselves appear incredibly valuable to the organisation, without anyone ever understanding exactly what it is they do all day.
I have no work to do, and I need to look busy in case the boss comes back.
I know - I will call a meeting!
I know - I will call a meeting!
by Nick July 22, 2004
Get the meeting mug.a lame copy of diablo made by a bunch of loser university students who happened to meet by chance. this game is the shit of shit on the net, yet assholes pay to play. gay graphics gay gameplay gay rules and played by gay ppl.(usually 8yo dumfucks who ned to grow some balls but sadly neva will. on the odd occasion u find a 16 or 17yo dumfuck with no life at all, and like the 8yo has no balls.)
gunbound is refered to aznbound
tibia should b refered to as southamericanfucktardgame or
europeanfucktardgame
once lamers play this game they never stop. once lamers play this game for more than 7 days they realise, "woah this game is so fucking gay that i can play it for the rest of my fucking life and ill neva need friends,parents,a wife/husband,a girlfriend/boyfriend,human interaction again in my life."
gunbound is refered to aznbound
tibia should b refered to as southamericanfucktardgame or
europeanfucktardgame
once lamers play this game they never stop. once lamers play this game for more than 7 days they realise, "woah this game is so fucking gay that i can play it for the rest of my fucking life and ill neva need friends,parents,a wife/husband,a girlfriend/boyfriend,human interaction again in my life."
normal non-tibia playin person:u r soo fucking gay u waste ur life on such a load of shit.
tibia asshole: im gonna pk yo ass dont say that agen ur ill tell my mummy and she will smak u
normal non-tibia playing person:ahahahaha
tibia asshole:cry cry cry
tibia asshole: im gonna pk yo ass dont say that agen ur ill tell my mummy and she will smak u
normal non-tibia playing person:ahahahaha
tibia asshole:cry cry cry
by nick July 22, 2004
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