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An insult similar to cocksucker. Originates from the song "Uncle Fucka," performed by comedians Terrence and Phillip" in the movie "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut." Considered more offensive than cocksucker in that it is a bit more graphic and calls the person a bastard, implying that the person either was born out of wedlock or is of questionable moral character.
"Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're a boner biting bastard, uncle fucka!"
-Terrence and Phillip, "Uncle Fucka"
Jamal: "You're a cocksucker."
Evan: "Oh yeah, well you're a nobgobbler."
Jamal: "If you were a dinosaur, they would call you sucksalottacock."
Evan: "Well if your parents could name you again, they'd name you Isaac York-Hawk."
Jamal: "You spend more time on your knees than a Gregorian monk."
Evan: "Well you're a boner biting bastard."
Jamal: "Come on man, that was uncalled for."
Evan: "Yeah, I guess so. Sorry."
You're a boner biting bastard, uncle fucka!"
-Terrence and Phillip, "Uncle Fucka"
Jamal: "You're a cocksucker."
Evan: "Oh yeah, well you're a nobgobbler."
Jamal: "If you were a dinosaur, they would call you sucksalottacock."
Evan: "Well if your parents could name you again, they'd name you Isaac York-Hawk."
Jamal: "You spend more time on your knees than a Gregorian monk."
Evan: "Well you're a boner biting bastard."
Jamal: "Come on man, that was uncalled for."
Evan: "Yeah, I guess so. Sorry."
by Nicholas D March 15, 2009
Get the boner biting bastardmug. (n) An extremely inaccurate throw or a person who makes such a throw.
(v) To make an extremely inaccurate throw.
Comes from LSU and Oakland Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell, who despite being a highly touted prospect and the #1 NFL Draft pick in 2007, had an extremely unproductive NFL career due to his inaccurate passes and was out of the league after the 2009 season.
(v) To make an extremely inaccurate throw.
Comes from LSU and Oakland Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell, who despite being a highly touted prospect and the #1 NFL Draft pick in 2007, had an extremely unproductive NFL career due to his inaccurate passes and was out of the league after the 2009 season.
In the 1993 All-Star Game, Randy Johnson unleashed a jamarcus that sailed three feet over the head of John Kruk.
After she caught me banging her sister, my girlfriend chucked a shoe at my head, but fortunately she jamarcused it and broke the window instead of nailing me in the dome piece.
We would have won that cornhole game if Jimmy hadn't been such a jamarcus. He only hit the board three times in the entire game!
After she caught me banging her sister, my girlfriend chucked a shoe at my head, but fortunately she jamarcused it and broke the window instead of nailing me in the dome piece.
We would have won that cornhole game if Jimmy hadn't been such a jamarcus. He only hit the board three times in the entire game!
by Nicholas D January 5, 2012
Get the jamarcusmug. A principle that basically states that things of similar composition will eventually tend toward the same location because they are similarly affected by wind/ocean currents, magnetic fields, and other forces.
Examples are hairballs from dogs/cats and giant masses of condoms people have found in the ocean.
Examples are hairballs from dogs/cats and giant masses of condoms people have found in the ocean.
Brad: "...so that was like the third time this year that my sister has been hit in the face with bird shit! I wonder why that happens to her so much."
Jeremy: "Dude, haven't you ever heard of like aggregation? Dee dee dee!"
Jeremy: "Dude, haven't you ever heard of like aggregation? Dee dee dee!"
by Nicholas D November 28, 2006
Get the like aggregationmug. Brandon: "Dude, want to head over to Pat O'Briens and catch the Sox game?"
Mac: "Uh...maybe later. Your sister just put up a new Facebook album full of spring break bikini pics, and she's looking pretty damn good. I'm just gonna hang out here and smack it to that a few times."
Brandon: "What??? Oh no you didn't! The only smacking that's going to happen is me smacking you up!"
Mac: "Uh...maybe later. Your sister just put up a new Facebook album full of spring break bikini pics, and she's looking pretty damn good. I'm just gonna hang out here and smack it to that a few times."
Brandon: "What??? Oh no you didn't! The only smacking that's going to happen is me smacking you up!"
by Nicholas D March 9, 2009
Get the smack itmug. A name commonly used as a pun in many words in the Engirish language. Can be pronounced either "grr-IHSH" or "grr-EESH".
Girish Girishtie, a poligirishian from the girishdiction of New Girishey, had a big debate to attend. He had girishently been engirished to run for Congirish by mentors like Girish W. Bush and Newt Gingirish. Girish wasn't the most girishmatic man and sometimes spoke jibgirish. Nor was he learned, never having read "Ode on a Girishan Urn" or the writings of the Hare Girishna, instead preferring a John Girisham book or "The Lion, Girish, and the Wardrobe". Still, he lived a fairly luxurgirish life and certainly was not malgirished due to his love for sugirish foods. Speakingirish, he enjoyed Girish's Pieces, Rice Girishpie Treats, licgirish, and Ben and Girish ice cream.
Girish studied his policy points he might have to regirishitate later, rigirishly covering all the categirish. He boned up on the situations in Kyrgirishtan and United Arab Emgirish, Turgirish transgirishins against the Kurgirish people, the ingirishingly girishly water crisis in Flint, Girishigan, the latest girishmandering district lines, the new tax on cigirish, and girisht of the issues. With fingirish crossed, off to girishes he went! Unfortunately he had an amagirish and disgirishful performance and was embarrgirished by the eventual election winner, Mr. Girishon from "South Park", an aggirishive gingirish ogirish clown with angirishues and no disgirishion. At least he was a girishous loser, figuring it's all girisht for the mill. Someday, he regirishured himself, his face would be on Mt. Girishmore.
Girish studied his policy points he might have to regirishitate later, rigirishly covering all the categirish. He boned up on the situations in Kyrgirishtan and United Arab Emgirish, Turgirish transgirishins against the Kurgirish people, the ingirishingly girishly water crisis in Flint, Girishigan, the latest girishmandering district lines, the new tax on cigirish, and girisht of the issues. With fingirish crossed, off to girishes he went! Unfortunately he had an amagirish and disgirishful performance and was embarrgirished by the eventual election winner, Mr. Girishon from "South Park", an aggirishive gingirish ogirish clown with angirishues and no disgirishion. At least he was a girishous loser, figuring it's all girisht for the mill. Someday, he regirishured himself, his face would be on Mt. Girishmore.
by Nicholas D December 19, 2022
Get the girishmug. Connor: "Hey, man."
Jake: "What's up. Whoa...nice...um...shirt."
Connor: "You like it? It says 'CRIPS' but it's red, which is the Bloods' color. It's meant to be ironic."
Jake: "Um yeah. I know this is Brooklyn and it's a mecca for hipsters like you, but there are some gangbangers around these parts and you seriously might get shot."
Connor: "No dude, it's all jiggy. If a gangster tries to run up on me, I'll just be like, 'No, dude, I'm not in a gang. It's ironic - get it?' and he'll be like 'LOL, that's a good one!' and we'll have a good laugh about it. Trust me, I'm down with the hood."
Jake: "Riiiiight. Nice knowing you."
Jake: "What's up. Whoa...nice...um...shirt."
Connor: "You like it? It says 'CRIPS' but it's red, which is the Bloods' color. It's meant to be ironic."
Jake: "Um yeah. I know this is Brooklyn and it's a mecca for hipsters like you, but there are some gangbangers around these parts and you seriously might get shot."
Connor: "No dude, it's all jiggy. If a gangster tries to run up on me, I'll just be like, 'No, dude, I'm not in a gang. It's ironic - get it?' and he'll be like 'LOL, that's a good one!' and we'll have a good laugh about it. Trust me, I'm down with the hood."
Jake: "Riiiiight. Nice knowing you."
by Nicholas D January 18, 2012
Get the down withmug. Covidiot: “Dude, why are you wearing your mask in the bathroom, are you afraid of…woooooo…COVID?”
Guy: “No, I just don’t want to breathe in the rank-ass sharticles from the huge messy deuce you just dropped”
Guy: “No, I just don’t want to breathe in the rank-ass sharticles from the huge messy deuce you just dropped”
by Nicholas D May 4, 2022
Get the sharticlemug.