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Can you believe Bob paid $50 for another small bottle Anchorage stout on Tavour that’s the same as the last five they released? He’s getting evicted because he blew his whole paycheck on hyped-up beers. What a ticksucker.
by Nicholas D April 2, 2021
Get the ticksucker mug.Worker 1: "Did you get your coffee yet?"
Worker 2: "No, I've been stuck in this meeting but I'm joe biden and ready to make a run for the coffee pot as soon as there's a break."
Worker 2: "No, I've been stuck in this meeting but I'm joe biden and ready to make a run for the coffee pot as soon as there's a break."
by Nicholas D July 11, 2022
Get the joe biden mug.Matt: "I bet I can streak through downtown with my peter out for two hours without getting arrested."
Frank: "I doubt it. After running for a half hour or so, you'll probably peter out and then the cops will catch you."
Frank: "I doubt it. After running for a half hour or so, you'll probably peter out and then the cops will catch you."
by Nicholas D March 9, 2009
Get the peter out mug.To receive a blow job. Comes from the fact that person giving the job is kneeling as if they're doing a blessing.
"I told her I wanna ride out, and she said yes / We didn't go to church, but I got blessed." - Pitbull/Ne-Yo – "Time of Our Lives"
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If you go into the confessional booth with that Catholic priest, there's a good chance you'll get blessed.
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If you go into the confessional booth with that Catholic priest, there's a good chance you'll get blessed.
by Nicholas D July 29, 2021
Get the get blessed mug.A trashy, slutty woman who hangs out at country bars and has no qualms about random hookups, even with married men. Can be relied upon any night for an easy chuck with no strings attached.
Brad: "Sup dude. You look haggard today."
Sam: "Yeah man, I just came back from Amber's place. Linda broke up with me yesterday and I went to the bar and had a few shots, and you know how that ends up. Spoiler alert: I banged her."
Brad: "A little honky tonk special action, huh? Talk about haggard! She's more haggard than Merle. And she's been around the block more times than the mailman. You might want to go to the doctor and get checked out."
Sam: "You can say that again. It itches."
"Sure enough about closing time, I'm about stoned out of my mind, and I end up with some honky-tonk special I found
Just as sure as the morning sun come, thinking of my sweet girl at home, and I need to get whiskey bent and hell bound."
-Hank Williams, Jr., "Whiskey Bent and Hellbound"
"Honky tonk special, you're not my daddy's wife."
-Marty Brown, "Honky Tonk Special"
Sam: "Yeah man, I just came back from Amber's place. Linda broke up with me yesterday and I went to the bar and had a few shots, and you know how that ends up. Spoiler alert: I banged her."
Brad: "A little honky tonk special action, huh? Talk about haggard! She's more haggard than Merle. And she's been around the block more times than the mailman. You might want to go to the doctor and get checked out."
Sam: "You can say that again. It itches."
"Sure enough about closing time, I'm about stoned out of my mind, and I end up with some honky-tonk special I found
Just as sure as the morning sun come, thinking of my sweet girl at home, and I need to get whiskey bent and hell bound."
-Hank Williams, Jr., "Whiskey Bent and Hellbound"
"Honky tonk special, you're not my daddy's wife."
-Marty Brown, "Honky Tonk Special"
by Nicholas D September 7, 2013
Get the honky tonk special mug.Slang for any shitty or macrobrewed beer. Comes from the expression "dilly dilly" from the famous Bud Light ads.
Guy: "Hey man, I picked up a case of Goose Island 312 Urban Wheat."
Dude: "Di-fucking-sgusting."
Guy: "What? I thought you liked that beer."
Dude: "Psssht, maybe in 2009. Ever since AB-InBev bought them that beer is straight-up dilly."
Dude: "Di-fucking-sgusting."
Guy: "What? I thought you liked that beer."
Dude: "Psssht, maybe in 2009. Ever since AB-InBev bought them that beer is straight-up dilly."
by Nicholas D November 18, 2018
Get the dilly mug.To reevaluate your actions after realizing that your current course of action is likely to lead you into a troublesome situation. From Ice Cube's song "Check Yo Self."
See also: check yo self before you wreck yo self
See also: check yo self before you wreck yo self
Phineas: "The derivative of the hyperbolic arctangent of x is one over the quantity one minus x squared. Booyah, who's the man!"
Isaac: "Whatever. Your math skills are mediocre at best. I bet you couldn't even prove the Pythagorean theorem with a compass and a straightedge."
Phineas: "I believe those are fighting words. Let's take this outside. I'm going to slap you silly with my pocket protector!"
Isaac: "I suggest you check yo self before you wreck yo self. I've got three of my chess club buddies backing me up and one of them takes taekwondo!"
Isaac: "Whatever. Your math skills are mediocre at best. I bet you couldn't even prove the Pythagorean theorem with a compass and a straightedge."
Phineas: "I believe those are fighting words. Let's take this outside. I'm going to slap you silly with my pocket protector!"
Isaac: "I suggest you check yo self before you wreck yo self. I've got three of my chess club buddies backing me up and one of them takes taekwondo!"
by Nicholas D February 18, 2009
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