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the shit out of

An adverb meaning something happened to a great extent. If somebody (verb)ed the shit out of (object), it means that person REALLY (verb)ed that (object) hardcore.
The Tampa Bay Devil Rays beat the shit out of the New York Yankees last night. The score was 15-2!

Rachael Ray really baked the shit out of that pie. That motherfucker was tasty as hell!

Haley Joel Osment really saw the shit out of those dead people in "The Sixth Sense."

Rosie O'Donnell devoured the shit out of that two-pound burger, then proceeded to wolf down an entire cheesecake.
by Nicholas D December 29, 2007
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fire at the feces

To shoot the shit; to hang around and talk about whatever comes up without any real purpose.
Kyle: "Hey Brian, do you want to go outside and make targets out of cow manure and shoot our rifles at them?"
Brian: "No, I think I'm just gonna hang out here with Mike and Phil and fire at the feces."
by Nicholas D January 19, 2008
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boat

another name for a full house in poker.
"Ace high flush! Pay up, bitch!"
"Not so fast, motherfucker! I've got the boat."
"Damn nigga!"
by Nicholas D October 27, 2003
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extremely adept matter accreter

A very obese person; a cheese hog. A respectful term, as some people believe that the more matter you can make part of yourself, the better off you are. Originated on "Buffalo This" (buffalothis.blogspot.com) in the "Respect for the cheese hogs" article.
*Ding dong!*
Tim: "Hey there old buddy, it's been a long time!"
Bill: "Sure has. We used to rule this town back in the day. It's good to be back."
Tim's mom: "Is that little Billy? Tell him I say hi. I'd come in there if I could fit through that darned doorway!"
*earth rumbles*
Bill: "Dude, is that your mom making the floor shake like that? Let me take a look..." (runs into other room)
Bill: "DAAAAAMN dude she is a chee-ee-eese hog! That woman got huge!"
Tim: "Not cool, man."
Bill: "No, I mean it in a good way. She's an extremely adept matter accreter - I bet she has 500 lbs to her name!"
Tim: "Oh, well then thanks. You should tell her that yourself! I bet she'd be thrilled."
by Nicholas D September 25, 2008
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little dance

A conference tournament in NCAA basketball. This term is used especially for mid-major (non-BCS) teams for whom winning the conference tournament is their only shot at getting into the big dance, i.e. the NCAA tournament. This term was coined by ESPN.
Phil: "LeBron James is awesome man. You know, I could have been that good if I had stuck with the game."
Kevin: "No you couldn't have."
Phil: "Dude! I was a big-time NBA prospect before I injured my knee."
Kevin: "No you weren't."
Phil: "Well, no, but I played in college and made it to the NCAA tournament - the big dance!"
Kevin: "No you didn't."
Phil: "No, but my team did play in the little dance and almost won."
Kevin: "No they didn't."
Phil: "No, but I did play in college."
Kevin: "Nope."
Phil: "I mean high school."
Kevin: "Uh-uh."
Phil: "I mean the 8-year-olds league."
Kevin: "No way."
Phil: "Well ok, but I did play in a pick-up game once and scored 10 points."
Kevin: "No you didn't."
Phil: "Well no. How did you know? Is it because I'm white?"
Kevin: "No, it's because you're a one-armed midget. I hate to say it, but basketball just isn't the game for you."
Phil: "Oh yeah, good point. But if I could grow two feet or so - and another arm - then I'd be 5-foot-3 and could be the next Muggsy Bogues."
Kevin: "Nope, sorry. Not a chance."
Phil: "Well I was a world champion in midget tossing...as the projectile."
Kevin: "Now THAT I believe."
by Nicholas D March 13, 2009
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no stranger to the sausage bin

Penchant to practicing sexual acts of the oral variety on a member of the male gender.
Catherine Ocean was no stranger to the sausage bin, but when the jocks caught on to the the fact that she had over seven STDs displayed prominently on her face and started turning her down, she got depressed and became no stranger to the biscuit tin.
by Nicholas D May 16, 2004
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