nicholas d's definitions

up a storm

An adverb meaning that something is occurring to a very large extent.

Nick D (typing on Urban Dictionary): "My junk has been itching up a storm every since I chucked it in that dirty ska-"
Kanye West (interrupting): "Yo Nick D, I'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish, but your definition of the shit out of was one of the best definitions describing something happening to a very large extent of all time! One of the best definitions of ALL TIME!" *shrugs*

by Nicholas D October 22, 2009

what's up now

A rhetorical question used when one is in a difficult predicament and the circumstances suddenly change in his/her favor, such as when the person in trouble pulls out a gat or when his/her posse shows up ready to whoop some ass. Often followed by "bitch" or "punk" to further assert dominance.

Barack Obama: "Now that I've won the Iowa caucus, I have the Democratic nomination in the bag. The New Hampshire primary is going to be a walk in the park."
(Hillary Clinton wins New Hampshire primary)
Hillary Clinton: "Hell yeah! What's up now, bitch???"
(Barack Obama wins the Democratic nomination)
Hillary Clinton (obviously insincerely): "Congratulations, Senator Obama. I am so happy for you. The American people definitely made the right choice."
Barack Obama: "Three words, Senator Clinton: WHAT'S UP NOW?!?!?!"

by Nicholas D February 26, 2009

shattuck

1) When you tuck your shirt back into your pants after just having shat (taken a shit).
2) One of the main streets in Berkeley, CA.

Buddy: "Isn't it weird how Berkeley named its main street after the act of rearranging your clothing after taking a shit?"
Guy: "Not weird at all. When you walk down the street you're guaranteed to see at least one bum pooping out in the open, so seeing a shattuck is pretty common on Shattuck Ave."

by Nicholas D October 14, 2019

gobbler

1) A male turkey.
2) A woman of loose morals. Short for cockgobbler.

1) "Son, I can't believe you brought that big ol' gobbler home for Thanksgiving dinner. I'm so proud of you."
2) "Son, I can't believe you brought that big ol' gobbler home for Thanksgiving dinner. You're a disgrace to this family...and so is your grandfather, who paid that fat skank $20 for a hummer."

by Nicholas D May 8, 2007

Toob

To masturbate on a Zoom call. Progressive form: Toobin. Past tense: Toob'd.

The New Yorker staff fired Jeffrey Toobin for Toobin on an election simulation Zoom call after he misread the event as an erection stimulation call.

by Nicholas D October 20, 2020

fuckin'

A word used to indicate that a person or thing is cool. Should not be confused with the meaning of "fuck" relating to sexual intercourse.

Kenny Powers from Eastbound and Down (in honor of first birthday of son Toby): "So raise your glasses. As we say in Mexico, feliz compleanos to fuckin' Toby. Not to fuckin' him... like... he's cool. To fuckin' Toby."

by Nicholas D September 20, 2012

complete the circuit

To drink while peeing.

(flush)
Phil: "Dude, you were in there forever! Did you just drop a deuce?"
Mike: "No, but I appreciate your interest in my bowel activity. I decided to take my 40 of Bud in there with me and complete the circuit. That shit is just like water - goes right through you. I must have been pissing for a solid 3 minutes without stopping!"
Phil: "Like water? Buttwiper pretty much IS water! Why are you drinking that horse piss instead of this awesome 90 Minute I've got?"
Mike: "Bad economy, man."

by Nicholas D May 8, 2009