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A common mishearing of Shippensburg, PA since it sounds almost identical. Often used to disparage the town or the university named after it.
Guy: "...and I earned my BA from Shippensburg University in 2003."
Bro: "Don't you mean SHITMANSBURG? Pffft what a joke. I did my studies in the hallowed halls of Millersville University you clown."
Bro: "Don't you mean SHITMANSBURG? Pffft what a joke. I did my studies in the hallowed halls of Millersville University you clown."
by Nicholas D December 13, 2021
Get the Shitmansburg mug.Kyle: "Hey Brian, do you want to go outside and make targets out of cow manure and shoot our rifles at them?"
Brian: "No, I think I'm just gonna hang out here with Mike and Phil and fire at the feces."
Brian: "No, I think I'm just gonna hang out here with Mike and Phil and fire at the feces."
by Nicholas D January 19, 2008
Get the fire at the feces mug.An adverb meaning something happened to a great extent. If somebody (verb)ed the shit out of (object), it means that person REALLY (verb)ed that (object) hardcore.
The Tampa Bay Devil Rays beat the shit out of the New York Yankees last night. The score was 15-2!
Rachael Ray really baked the shit out of that pie. That motherfucker was tasty as hell!
Haley Joel Osment really saw the shit out of those dead people in "The Sixth Sense."
Rosie O'Donnell devoured the shit out of that two-pound burger, then proceeded to wolf down an entire cheesecake.
Rachael Ray really baked the shit out of that pie. That motherfucker was tasty as hell!
Haley Joel Osment really saw the shit out of those dead people in "The Sixth Sense."
Rosie O'Donnell devoured the shit out of that two-pound burger, then proceeded to wolf down an entire cheesecake.
by Nicholas D December 29, 2007
Get the the shit out of mug.Something that really sucks, is mega-lame, and/or blows goats Reno style. The opposite of the jump off, which means a really awesome thing or event.
Peter: "Wasn't Sean's party last weekend the jump off? I hear you hooked up with Veronica after that. Way to go. Soooo hot, want to touch the heinie."
Robbie: "Yeah the party was the jump off, but you know what's the jump on?"
Peter: "What?"
Robbie: "I think I got the clap!!! It itches. Also I've got some real nasty you know who."
Peter: "Ooooh...Dick Trickle? That's rough, chief. Totally NCAA."
Robbie: "Word to your mother."
Robbie: "Yeah the party was the jump off, but you know what's the jump on?"
Peter: "What?"
Robbie: "I think I got the clap!!! It itches. Also I've got some real nasty you know who."
Peter: "Ooooh...Dick Trickle? That's rough, chief. Totally NCAA."
Robbie: "Word to your mother."
by Nicholas D January 20, 2008
Get the the jump on mug.A dysphemism for shampoo
Dude: "Do you know why they call it shampoo?"
Bro: "No."
Dude: "Because it sounds a lot better than shamshit!"
Bro: "Oh, that's a good reason."
Bro: "No."
Dude: "Because it sounds a lot better than shamshit!"
Bro: "Oh, that's a good reason."
by Nicholas D May 28, 2018
Get the shamshit mug.A phrase coined by Terrell Owens of the Dallas Cowboys which signifies that one is about to put on a show, i.e. a spectacular performance. Refers to the act of getting one's popcorn before watching a movie.
Note posted on Terrell Owens' locker, October 2007:
"Dear Reporters,
Due to the magnitude of this week’s game and high volume of questions for the Original 81 (T.O.) about the other 81 (Randy Moss), I will be taking all questions immediately following Sunday’s game.
Sincerely,
Terrell Owens
P.S. Getcha Popcorn Ready"
Piano teacher: "Timmy, have you been practicing that Beethoven piece for the upcoming recital? This is your chance to show everyone how much your skills have improved over the past few months."
Timmy: "Hell yeah, I've been on that shit like white on rice. I'm fin' to blow all you bitches away. I'm gonna rock that shit better than Ludwig himself. Better getcha popcorn ready! King Kong ain't got shit on me!"
"Dear Reporters,
Due to the magnitude of this week’s game and high volume of questions for the Original 81 (T.O.) about the other 81 (Randy Moss), I will be taking all questions immediately following Sunday’s game.
Sincerely,
Terrell Owens
P.S. Getcha Popcorn Ready"
Piano teacher: "Timmy, have you been practicing that Beethoven piece for the upcoming recital? This is your chance to show everyone how much your skills have improved over the past few months."
Timmy: "Hell yeah, I've been on that shit like white on rice. I'm fin' to blow all you bitches away. I'm gonna rock that shit better than Ludwig himself. Better getcha popcorn ready! King Kong ain't got shit on me!"
by Nicholas D January 14, 2009
Get the getcha popcorn ready mug.A figurative term meaning to check if someone is being honest. Comes from Riskay 's song "Smell Yo Dick" about checking for infidelity, but has since come into usage in a business setting.
Jimmy: "So we are giving you exclusive access to this special deal for $35k since you are our absolute favorite client."
Peter: "Johnson, can you call up Willy from Cox-Zucker and see what they were offered?"
Jimmy: "Wait, what? You don't trust me?"
Johnson: "Willy confirms an offer of $29k."
Jimmy: "Well I never! That's preposterous!"
Peter: " Sorry buddy, had to go ahead and smell your dick on this one. And it stinks. Well, so much for this deal. Later, Jimmy."
Peter: "Johnson, can you call up Willy from Cox-Zucker and see what they were offered?"
Jimmy: "Wait, what? You don't trust me?"
Johnson: "Willy confirms an offer of $29k."
Jimmy: "Well I never! That's preposterous!"
Peter: " Sorry buddy, had to go ahead and smell your dick on this one. And it stinks. Well, so much for this deal. Later, Jimmy."
by Nicholas D May 17, 2016
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