nicest terrorist's definitions

toopax

shitting out a used tampon in someones soup

I gave ryan a toopax. he will think it is a gift

by nicest terrorist April 18, 2009

sprite

a little ghost that messes around with you. you may find one if you open up a box of corn flakes. if there is a sprite in your house, please call 1-800-get this damn sprite off my property. signs of a sprite include slashed tires, unscrewed salt shakers, shaken cans, wet carpet, elton johns glasses and swinging ceiling fans

thank god i called 1-800-get this damn sprite off my property. now i can live without sprites in my banana peels

by nicest terrorist December 24, 2008

bird fuck

a more funny and inpolite way to say bird shit

dammit i just washed my windshield and now there is bird fuck on it

by nicest terrorist December 24, 2008

easter bomb

to put m-80s into an egg and hide it so when your kid finds it, the explosion will show why denver is a city and key bank is a bank

i hid an easter bomb and the first one to det it will become burnt and smarter

by nicest terrorist December 24, 2008

crusty nagtooth

to shove a pinecone into someones ass and throw them into a cactus

dude i gave frank a crusty nagtooth and now he is constupated

by nicest terrorist December 28, 2008

chicken

a black man's favorite treat

Why do blacks eat so much chicken?

by nicest terrorist January 10, 2010

chrome shot

standing 2 feet away from a womans vagina and cum straight into it

I got my sister pregnant by a chrome shot. I'm screwed!

by nicest terrorist January 9, 2010