nicest terrorist's definitions

bird fuck

a more funny and inpolite way to say bird shit

dammit i just washed my windshield and now there is bird fuck on it

by nicest terrorist December 24, 2008

sprite

a little ghost that messes around with you. you may find one if you open up a box of corn flakes. if there is a sprite in your house, please call 1-800-get this damn sprite off my property. signs of a sprite include slashed tires, unscrewed salt shakers, shaken cans, wet carpet, elton johns glasses and swinging ceiling fans

thank god i called 1-800-get this damn sprite off my property. now i can live without sprites in my banana peels

by nicest terrorist December 24, 2008

easter bomb

to put m-80s into an egg and hide it so when your kid finds it, the explosion will show why denver is a city and key bank is a bank

i hid an easter bomb and the first one to det it will become burnt and smarter

by nicest terrorist December 24, 2008

crusty nagtooth

to shove a pinecone into someones ass and throw them into a cactus

dude i gave frank a crusty nagtooth and now he is constupated

by nicest terrorist December 28, 2008

chicken

a black man's favorite treat

Why do blacks eat so much chicken?

by nicest terrorist January 10, 2010

toopax

shitting out a used tampon in someones soup

I gave ryan a toopax. he will think it is a gift

by nicest terrorist April 18, 2009

The Fluid

The Fluid is a Denver grunge/punk band formed in 1984. They were originally Madhouse until their singer came in and formed The Fluid. They have had global concerts until they broke up in 1993. In 2008 the Fluid reunited to play at the Sup Pop 20th anniversary festival. Today all original bandmates are back together and are playing gigs around the nation. Try to see them

The Fluid has played with Nirvana, Mudhoney, and more bands. Try to go to their concerts or find them on youtube.

by nicest terrorist April 24, 2009