Definitions by nicK

chocolate hostage 

An unwilling turd; the reluctant passage of feces.

A piece of shit.

Billy can't come to the phone. He's negotiating the release of the chocolate hostage.

chocolate hostage by Nick May 4, 2004

woodle 

a male genitalia

super woodle smack!!!!!!

woodle by nick April 29, 2004

take a hot bath

verb, to masturbate (female).

c'mon ladies....we all know what it means.

Nick blew me off last night, so I just stayed at home and 'took a hot bath'.

take a hot bath by nick April 29, 2004

doing the gary 

when u "do the gary" on someone, its means that u r trying to chat them up, usually when u r chatting someone up out of ur league

"check out that guy do the gary on that chick!"

doing the gary by nick April 24, 2004

Melancholy Winkler 

Tiny shriveled penis. The name of uprising local band coming out of the bay area.

Man, you gotta dick like a Melancholy Winkler!

Melancholy Winkler by nick April 24, 2004

hornswaggled 

to be robbed by a close friend unexpectadly

man, that nigga irkz horswaggled me last night fo that chronic sak

hornswaggled by nick April 19, 2004

punjubbly

The same as punani but that of a fat chick

henry likes punjubbly

punjubbly by Nick April 18, 2004