wass

a condition occurring when one sits on the damp ground and the moisture seeps through one's shorts or pants, leaving a brown spot resembling a poop stain.

"Oh no, I've got wass!" Nick exclaimed after sitting down to stretch with the rest of the baseball team.

by nick March 29, 2005

shlumpernickel

Contrary to popular belief flumpernickel is not a variation of pumpernickel or flumpernickel. It is acctualy a very rare metal found in the heart of oxen.

Check out my bling-bling, I just got a new shlumpernickel necklace.

by Nick July 26, 2003

crizza

Cheap ass take away pizza

Oh man, I could really go a crizza right about now

by Nick January 14, 2004

weird al

One of the cleverest musicans everywhere, because he makes a living by insulting other bands.

Weird al rules

by Nick February 21, 2004

viewtiful

adj.
beyond cool, often stylish; excellent
derivation - Atsushi Inaba's game, Viewtiful Joe

Life is viewtiful.

by Nick December 02, 2003

haulh

A way to say COCK with a fake german accent

"Suck my haulh!!!!!!!"

by Nick March 31, 2005

puberty

Puberty is when you grow hair on your whoohaha.

I know what puberty is!

by Nick September 13, 2004