The Transporter

Thomas W's favorite movie in the entire world even though he and everyone else knows it sucks.

Hey guys wanna see the Transporter? It's got this really cool Chinese person in it and she's kind of funny. I'm chinese too so I can kind of relate because of my small Asian penis.

by Netch July 15, 2004

becan

becan is the same thing as a pecan but said differently because of a speech impediment

Two scoops of butter becan please.

by Netch July 15, 2004

dronst

Drunk. Or to get drunk.

Holy shit, I'm dronst. I'm a little bit Leyritz too.

by Netch July 16, 2004

side car

a person with 1/2 a pair of testicles.

That guy is such a mook I bet hes a sidecar.

by Netch July 15, 2004

Biggus Dickus

Pontius Pilate's fwiend from Wome in The Life of Brian. Biggus Dickus has a wife named Incontinentia Buttox you know.

Let me come with you, Pontiuth. I may be of thome athithtanthe if there ith a thudden crithith!

by netch October 06, 2004

jack mag

A pornographic magazine used to aid with beefing it.

Thomas had a closet full of jack mags until his mom found them and grounded him for it.

by Netch July 16, 2004

catch rag

A rag that is used to skeet into when you are wacking your dick. They are usually kept under your bed or by the computer and can be made from an old t-shirt or sock which ever you prefer.

Brutus has used the same catch rag since 4th grade. It's his lucky catch rag.

by Netch July 15, 2004