driving range

A man's perineum; see taint. So called because it's where the balls land when a man plays with his wood.

"I call Mabel 'The Groundskeeper,'" Ned told his assembled buddies, "because of all of the attention she gives my driving range when we're in bed."

by Ned December 24, 2003

R.A.I.

(Abbreviation) Receptive Anal Intercourse

As soon as Mabel picked up the phone, Ned's velvety voice greeted her: "You up for a little R.A.I. tonight, baby?"

by Ned March 26, 2003

monging

Three people, two guys, one dead female. One guy has sex with the dead body till he cums cum orgasm once he has cummed, he climbs a ladder and the other guy puts his mouth so it is covering her vagina vagina cunnilingus eating out the first guy then jumps on the corpse's stomach causing the cum to go into the second guys' mouth.

Those guys are sick, they monged that girl who died in the train wreck!

by Ned March 23, 2004