Definitions by ned

Fish eye

The act in which the fellow, performing intercourse with his gal doggy-style, pulls out right before orgasm, spits on her back or neck to trick her into thinking he ejaculated on her, then shoots his load into her eye when she turns her head.

"I had to wash my eye out," Mabel said, "after Ned hit me with the old fish eye trick. It's a good thing our supervisor didn't catch us."

Fish eye by Ned March 26, 2003

Hong Kong sleepover 

The act of shoving one's sexual partner's head under water during intercourse with the purpose of inducing unconsciousness, thus tightening the rectal muscles and providing great pleasure for the fellow upon orgasm. See camel kick and donkey punch. So named due to its use by colonial-era Hong Kong boat prostitutes. Supposedly a bathtub favorite of President John F. Kennedy.

Ned invited Mabel over for a Hong Kong sleepover by thrusting her head into the bucket of water next to the sawhorse on which he was plowing her.

Hong Kong sleepover by Ned March 26, 2003

Spase PeePole 

A completly clueless individual(Generally signified by playing the quality "piece of music" after a stupid question / comment by someone)

EU: "I can't print using my Bembo Font."
Help Desk: (Clicks on the link to the Music Video)

Spase PeePole by Ned March 12, 2003